theworldofmarla
theworldofmarla
theworldofmarla

Is “Donald Trump is a racist” even a story?

“There’s a giant, suspicious, black man at the movie theater!!”

Nextdoor is where all the fears of stay at home parents and retired people fester and grow from molehills to mountains. Too often I am the “combative” person who has to say “No, don’t call the police because somebody rang your doorbell and knocked on the door. They have better things to do and you may create a boy who

John Crawford and Tamir Rice were both killed by police officers called in by someone. So it’s too late for “gonna”

I recently responded to a post on NextDoor

I have a relative who has lived in the H street area since leaving grad school in the 90s. He bought two places back then and has seen the values shoot up with the ongoing gentrification.

I recently responded to a post on NextDoor because I had an experience that seemed similar to something that was originally posted there. My experienced involved an extremely poorly attempted assault—it was scary, but no one was hurt and I got out of there and went home to bed.

Sure wish they were this observant (re: suspicious) when deciding to vote for Trump. “Hello, I’d like to report a dainty-handed lech in the park attempting to grab random women’s pussies. Yes; he’s wearing some sort of cotton candy hat.”

It’s time to flip the script

I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

Well, I can kind of see it from the other side. Sexual assault is common in jail. So I’m guessing prohibiting inmates from touching one another is an effort, in the officials eyes, to reduce claims that someone was touched without their consent. Also inmates allowing contact between inmates would definitely increase

That is insane. Do they not know that regular physical contact is considered to be essential for an individual’s mental health? I mean the whole situation seems cruel and insane, but that is just the crowning turd on the shit pile.

Somewhere in Georgia, an actual criminal is free while they waste taxpayer dollars on this bullshit.

This is why I am so nervous about those period tracking apps. It would be so easy to make it impossible for women to keep pregnancies a secret.

This sounds like a subplot in the Handmaid’s Tale.

Go on, keep telling us women won’t be prosecuted if abortion is outlawed.

Jfc, this is frightening. Yeah, I’m sure they really want to help and make sure she’s okay. Bullshit.

Oh sure, they just want to find the woman to help her.

People (in Russia naturally) have created a breed of domesticated foxes that are supposed to be wonderful pets that combine the independence of a cat with the affection of a dog. I have no idea if these claims are true.