I'm naming it Zombie Supreme.

Scottish woman here and there is nothing NOTHING sexier than a man in a kilt. I wish they were worn all the time here, and not mainly as formalwear.

She'll kick his ass.

Which head?

When I lived in Brooklyn during the early 1990's I was attacked on the subway. Ever since then I am unconsciously vigilant about my personal space. I scream if someone sneaks up on me. I've worked with people who thought it was hilarious to constantly scare me. Once one of these co-workers snuck up under my desk as a…

Sticking his head in guy's crotches just makes him an equal opportunity pervert. This does not absolve of anything or prove that he's just a 'prankster'.

DEAR WORLD - KEEP YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OTHER PEOPLE UNLESS YOU'RE SAVING THEIR LIFE OR YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO PUT HANDS ON THEM.

I hope his next prank involves Solange in an elevator. I hate that fucking jerk.

This is when a DICK PUNCH is totally appropriate.

Welcome to the Patriarchy http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/05/us/…

I mean, come on! <3

That is straight-up sexual assault — captured in still photos and news videos! I hope the creep is arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!

Oh don't eeeeeven go there with me, OK? Maybe you need to find another site? I have no idea what you're posting here or what this nonsense is all about. I just don't know. If you are suggesting that we don't write about rape, I would suggest you look here.

On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday.

are celebrities supposed to feign excitement and joy at everything fans do in their honor?

"On a semi-related note, I was able to talk a manager at KFC into honoring an expired coupon for a free pot pie yesterday. So we're all big winners at life this week!"

Could not be laughing any harder if I tried right now.

From Ms. Brumfitt's blog:

GENERAL NOTE: Anti-Fit Mom is different than Anti-fit mom. Fit Mom is a woman who went around bodyshaming other mothers with her muscle-building story. This woman clearly devotes a lot to fitness (not the mom featured in the article obviously since she was a fitness model), but realized she could embrace her…

"Got it"

Dude, it's not a true story—it's a joke about orcs not washing their junk. I have no problem with uncircumcised penises.