Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for