She’s a huge Star Wars nerd, apparently. She wrote a bunch of articles about the old EU books on the Toast. I was surprised and delighted, too.

Mallory Ortberg? Of The Toast and Dear Prudence fame???

Man, I’m glad I’m not an alcoholic.

Ugh - I can relate to this so much. As someone who doesn’t have a lot of friends, I was really looking forward to having a kid and making parent friends.

But daycare parents are rude as hell and NOT friendly.

I have made one friend, and we also take the train to work together. My husband always tries to initiate plans…

No. 1 cracker is anyone who puts Wheat Thins at No. 1

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

There can be only one Paradox Girl...

Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for