Didn't read thoroughly, held the "T" on Tesla's website for way too long... [dumb]

Well, it's a Lamborghini for boring people.

This surely felt SOOOO GOOOD!!!!

Well, "working for a company that didn't just fire him" was a kind of a pun. Might be that I was the only one who laughed, though.

Check out Bartsch's history of retirements.

Michael Bartsch has left his position as Vice President of Infiniti Americas. Infiniti says that he did it to "pursue other interests," which are probably working for a company that didn't just fire him.

Photo taken at stillstand with engine off and the speedo shows 20 km/h. If it's italian, it must be broken, even if brand new.

If you need to quote 30 seconds of barely memetic ancient breakfast TV to make a pun, your pun is not delivered properly.

If you go for "max", I believe this is quite close:

It’s a Polish oil company, actually “Lotos” means “Lotus” in Polish indeed.

This is Ford's Lommel Proving Grounds in Belgium. I've been to this track and to this corner - it takes balls size of watermelons to slide around like this, there. Whoever the driver, he did a great job.

That's the journalism expected when reviewing a Range Rover. Andrew, I salute you.
If I donated my kidney to your RRSC fund, would you consider a 30% time share?

At least one press day attendee had a change of heart after we pointed this out, to her credit:

I don't like you any more.

You're right. I had to peek inside to make sure, but... pull-out type rear-foglight only switch (as pointed out with the arrows). It's a shame.

AFAIR the foglights are integrated in both headlamps on a Ghibli.

The triple layer of pigment includes the aforementioned aluminum as well as iridescent highlights of blue and ash grey, highlighting the character lines of the Ghibli. On the inside we're told there are some Zegna-inspired touches, but there's glass around the car and an Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale around the Zegna so I'd…

This rear end just beat Ferrari in their own game.

Yes, I certainly suffered from a creativity breakdown this afternoon... Will do better next time.