We're talking grown men here. Put a 6'1" guy on the front passenger seat in a regular Panamera and you dream of being an amputee when on the back seat - if you're about same size.

...which brings me to my two favourite points of:
1. "...and this is the reason proper journalism shall not go extinct".
2. "..and this is the reason getting independent advisory should become a habit".

The point is, most of the sales nowadays (real estate, cars, boats, professional services) are using the horrifying paradigm of "overpromise now, escape immediately after closing". This is something that comes from the worst and darkest corners of "competition". If car A does 0-60 in 5 seconds, car B does same in 4,9…

NO.
#savedyouaclick

Expect Vadim Kogay practicing his lines there anytime soon.

The best place to be might just be the back seat, though, because there you get Porsche's newly developed Rear Seat Entertainment System with two high-resolution 10.1-inch touchscreens, a built-in camera, a DVD player (no mention of Blu-ray), wireless headphones and a Burmeister sound system.

I was kinda expecting this.

"Yeah, we just figured that out while we were preparing the offer!" says Troy. We chat about cars for a while – Troy says the warranties used to be even cheaper than they are today – and he tells me he always chooses the "cool stuff" for his company cars, even if it's not one of the latest models. As I'm leaving, he…

Can I see 'em offroadin'?

Does this problem list include "when one wheel is lifted off the ground, how to get traction on the other using a Torsen diff"?

The Nazis lost World War II. Bang up job, Horsfall!

But we have "healthcare".

It's about the cheapest in last 2 years. In Poland we pay about $5.80 per US gallon for premium gas and $5.68 per us gallon of Diesel. Happy now, 'Muricans?

Well, no. It’s a targa. The unomdified fixed-roof coupé is the holy Grail. Still nice, though.

I don't know much about the 996, but the 964's I know are indestructible. Unless the distributor was not maintained properly.

Six-speed manual. 480 horsepower. All-wheel drive. And it's bright freaking red. Take a look at this 2007 Porsche 911 Turbo, which manages to still bring in $71,000 even after 7 years of careful ownership by a wealthy doctor who gave his wheels a nicer toothbrush than he gave his kids. Warranty cost: $3,459 for 5…

No.

tl;dr

I loved the mandatory display of the German sense of humor in the last scene. Lustig!