I am always more comfortable socializing with people's animals at parties. I can always be found hanging out in the room where they put the cat or dog. I like it there, it's so peaceful.

Saw the cutest kitty at a party yesterday! Swore I spent more time playing with the kitty instead of dancing!

I wrote this when the criticisms of the video first came out:

What is frustrating to me about this whole debacle is that, once again, a woman's issue is being reframed as a talk about men. Just paragraphs and paragraphs about men and who is harassing and their race and just every possible permutation of that and racism against men of color and white male privilege etc, etc.

Lets put everyone from Portland, Oregon under quarantine because someone from Portland, Maine coughed.

First of all, Hannibal Buress is amazing and I'm madly in love with him! Second of all, when I saw the word "smuggest" I momentarily thought it was a portmanteau of "smug" and "suggest." Like if somebody goes, "You'd get taken more seriously if you pulled up your pants," you go, "Nice smuggestion, asshole."

I do like that punch line: "It's not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress." It's like a complisult had a child with a humblebrag. A humblesult!

Coming from a Catholic family, you got this kind of talk from your elders. Sometimes more graphic. I loved that I finally found a show I could relate to when it comes to being a Mexican brought up in a similar situation. Plus, how could you resist telenovelas?

I actually thought it was pretty progressive, relatively speaking, that the abuela admitted to her that she told her mom to get an abortion when she was pregnant with Jane—and she's that Catholic? And Mexican Catholic to boot? Unheard of, and an interesting way of showing that a character has a cultural v. internal…

There was a 50/50 split to those pressuring her to keep it and those pressuring her to abort actually. My impression on watching the pilot was that she had to step back from everybody yelling at her and make her own decision, which she did. At the moment her plan is to have the baby and give it up to the father (who…

I don't think "I detect an accent" and "I've always wanted to go there!" would work with 97% of the people I know, who have completely non-descript-newsreporter-worthy Midwest non-accents. And anybody who says "I've always wanted to go to Cincinnati" is clearly looking to rent an abandoned warehouse to murder women…

I grew up with and continue to use the MBTA. When I was about 17, I had a discussion with my mom and her friend about some subway creepers I had encountered that day. My mom' s friend, RIP MJR, gave me some great advice. She said, "There are two kinds of looks you can give a man, the fuck you look and the fuck me…

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Do any of us, really?

My child molester uncle liked to school my aunt on how perverted she was for enjoying Stephen King books. I have learned to give people who clutch pearls lots of side-eye.

#notallhazeleyedpeople!

with several of Hollywood's most awesome women: Amy Ryan, Naomi Watts, Andrea Riseborough, Zach Galifianakis, and Merritt Wever, among others.

"Why do women string men along and make men think they're interested instead of giving us an honest answer?"

"Why don't women just tell us when they're not interested????" -Reddit

Man, fuck the haters, I'd STILL rock any and all of these boots.