My only correction would be that all of the bees that you're likely to encounter are female, so not "bros" technically.

Eh, if you're out of your first trimester, you should be OK <<<<<—-NOT A DOCTOR!

In my amateur beerology investigations, it turns out that pumpkin was used as an adjunct or replacement for malt really early on in American brewing because malt wasn't so easy to get and pumpkin is native to the Americas. So rather than be a seasonal novelty, it really should be available all year round to those of…

My cousin, who is a gynecologist said that a ruptured ovarian cyst probably felt like getting kicked in the balls (yes-exactly like your description, I thought I was dying) continuously for about 48 hours—same general nerve pathways.

We are not done with our MewK Ultra experiments.

I saw one on the decidedly unromantic Queens Boulevard Sunnyside Yards overpass fence, so maybe the stupid is coming stateside as well.

It's like a glue trap for eyeballs. I wasted a perfectly good Sunday marathoning this.

Marvel made a point of saying she isn't to be called "Lady Thor," she's just "Thor."

You mean like the other mythological light giver (aka "Lucifer") Prometheus? Next you'll tell me that Eve compares directly with Pandora in her quest for knowledge.

I suffer with a related ailment: Heigl Rage. The cause is completely unknown and it is incurable.

Index(match()) or GTFO

I love when very young men (around 25 to 27) hit on me (I'm 48) and when I say, "oh honey, no, you're much too young for me," they reply, "but I don't mind the age difference." Um, you were not listening child; what you think is none of my concern, YOU are to young for ME.

I bought in NYC in 2001. It never occurred to me that I might be intimidating men because I can successfully house, clothe and feed myself. I have to say though, I have really never factored the MIQ (male intimidation quotient) into any of my financial decisions, which must be why I'm still single.

Oh, I left in 2001. But man, I miss the Eagle!

12 years!

I saw a man in a sandwich board in Central Park yesterday which read, "The End of The World Cup is Nigh," on one side and, "English Premiere League Starts Next Week," on the other. I'm guessing they're hoping Howard will pull in American viewers now.

I got this done about 10, 12 years ago. The thing I learned was how to compare colors against your skin tone. Hold it up to your face (or place your hand on it)—if your skin looks bright, it is probably a good color, if it looks dull, probably not. I'm pretty good at picking colors without my book now, but it was…

What confuses me is that preppers come from the same population (if my hate-listening to Alex Jones is any indication) that denies climate change and its actual real-life threats to agriculture and infrastructure.

Oh honey, you *must* Google "Saturn death cult." That is the closest I've come to a unified, loonified theory. [going to waste time at work re-watching YouTube videos]

Only the cowardly ones.