I'm a vegetarian and as others have pointed out below, you still need arable land to grow crops to feed livestock, so yeah, taking out a layer is probably an improvement. One animal that might be better, if you're going to eat meat, is goat (depending upon how it is procured), as they are pretty good at converting…

If you are in New York City (or have access to the internet) check out my vegan butcher, May Wah on Hester Street. They have every faux meat imaginable and at really reasonable prices. The chicken legs are the best, complete with "skin" and you can fry them with batter and everything. Be careful of the "bone"…

When I was younger and hotter I was able to get out of doing dishes by telling men that I thought it was really sexy when they were up to their elbows in soap. The first time I said it was as a joke, but it worked and has worked in several relationships. In addition to getting clean dishes, I usually got pretty good…

I'm pretty sure that's what this was for (and it applies to me, a lady, too):

Yeah, but racist mallards are the absolute worst. Privileged green-headed fuckers.

It's not my semi-annual teeth cleaning?

Sell it on Etsy and I'll buy one.

I wish she would insist on being called "Dr. Maddow" the way that Condeleeza Rice always insists on being addressed with her title. She (Maddow) does have a PhD. from Stanford after all.

Oh they'll find a way—there's some trouble in Nigeria with the extremist group Boko Haram, so I'm pretty sure they'll use that as an excuse to stop everyone with darker-than-lily-white skin soon enough.

I hadn't not noticed that as well.

I think the key word here is "clearly."

Zing!

When I worked as a personal trainer I would tell people who told me that they were too self-conscious to go to the gym because of weight/age/inexperience that the reason gyms are covered in mirrors is so everybody can stare at themselves. Seriously, nobody who is actually working out cares, and who cares what the…

Hey Kidz—Auntie Wiremonkey here!

The "I don't care, but other people might" excuse is the lamest cover for bigotry of any kind. If you don't care, then how about let the people who do worry about it and mind your own business?

Ahh! Me too. 1969? 1970? My best friend Sheila had the most AWESOME puffs and I cried for days when my mother explained that my hair just wouldn't do that.

He needs to check his Viking history, because this shit would not have been tolerated by the ladies of the day. (Yes, I know this series is based primarily on myths and legends, but still...)

I'm still waiting for modern medicine or cosmetic science to make this a reality (yes, I had that doll when I was little).

Beautiful all around, but that second picture is a bit awkward—it looks like her hand is jammed into his front pocket.

Not in the least. I also love that Andy finally called him out for the Daily Show's reliance on puns.