Pshh, Kate will make a nest and lay eggs...she, like all the royal family, is a reptoid. Or maybe she's getting sick because HRH's reptoid dna isn't so compatible with hers. Either way, these stories are clearly bunk designed to fool the masses into thinking they are human.

This is incredibly common in academia. Even worse when both partners are professors because the scarcity of job openings in most fields means you go where the work is. I've seen NY/Pittsburgh, LA/Chicago and Wisconsin/Minnesota.

I love seeing Chris Regan's stuff up there—I actually for real know him and used to hang out with him #weakestnamedropever.

Considering the sponsors, will it also include testing to find out what the woman was wearing and whether she'd ever had sex before?

Re: people with dwarfism (a.k.a. Little People)—this was one of my favorite exchanges ever, from The Station Agent:

Fortunately, my graduate school hasn't been going out of its way to be horrible these past couple of years, so I can say I went there if somebody asks. (PSU, '87).

Oh my! This one! This one!

"The tourists think it is fun and the ... locals think it's terrifying,"

Are young women today blessed with some evolutionary advantage re: Sarah Hyland's eyeliner? My 21 year old cousin and my 19 year old niece can do this perfectly with just a flick of the wrist. I've got a full 26 years practice on them and it always comes out looking like a squashed a fly on my face.

Did you know that it was a lady who invented the circular saw? Tabitha Babbit. From her name to her game, she was pure awesome.

Ironically, the table saw was invented by a lady. A lady named Tabitha Babbit:

there's a 60-ish man who hangs out near the stairs to my subway who feels fucking compelled to comment on my mood or how I'm dressed Every. Fucking. Day.

Pugs do it

Try this trick—it works every time (and I'm a lady):

I guess I spent too much time in the 20th Century, but I see moustache and think "dictator."

Mmmm...bluemonids.

bro-hoof!

It's the Florida of New York City.

I agree with Jackie Collins.

Ha! Try being the "fat" trainer at a gym. I was a powerlifter and a part-time trainer at a small gym. My clients loved me because I worked with them on *their* goals—if they wanted to lose or gain weight or just get stronger or have more energy. I would occasionally get that, "you're a trainer?" look, especially…