More details about the incident, the driver was an 18 year old rich kid who was given the car as a birthday present the day before. He was with his girlfriend, fortunately both are alive.

Here’s a courtroom sketch artist’s rendition of the VW proceedings:

Does the rest of the 12 pack of berry flavored La Croix come with it?

Fixed the wheel pic for you.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

No, I have Ford Sync. If it doesn’t work for me most of the time, I can only imagine how it would work for someone hacking it.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

I just watched it again, and really, I don’t know if it’s “fake” and I don’t give a shit, it was just really fun to watch. And if I could afford this car, which I can’t, I would buy it, and that has nothing to do with it’s Ring’ time!

Safety in a collision, you say?

Here’s a handy guide for how to react:

How did you manage to find yourself in the comment section of a video game website, mature adult man spending his time doing nothing but the most valuable work in the world. I’m confused.

You poor, innocent victim. “Boo hoo, I’m being stereotyped,” you say. Say that to the people in the crowd that you crashed into and see if you get any sympathy!

Just sayin’.

Perfect.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

There was no joke. He had two men hold up an anti-Semitic comment and laughed about it. Whatever social commentary or satirical point he thought he was making died at the exact moment he decided to keep that bit in his video.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?