Love your writing Nick. You are always interesting even when I don’t agree with you. Really enjoyed that piece you wrote on The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

I look forward to the libertarian wing of the party to come out strongly against the idea of emin-- ah hahahaha I can’t even finish it.

His later unconfirmed statement:

They didn’t even care when Trump said he grabs women by the “pussy.” Their pearl clutching means nothing. 

Two migrant children died in custody and they don’t care. Someone is vulgar and mean towards Trump and it’s the apocalypse.

I dream big.

I was getting ready to say, it’s only Thursday.

Yup. There’s a joke in the service and the details change a bit depending on who’s telling it but the gist is always along these lines:

So, basically, they are the Crossfit clan of the military?

Gosh, I thought being obviously hyperbolic would clue people in I was deliberately trying to contrast how conservatives will ignore what’s likely a clear breach of security when their side does it while overblowing a similar, likely -less- impactful, event when liberals did it.

It’s the expression she makes when she is rebooting.

Remember a month or two ago (time has lost all meaning) when a class photo had fifty or sixty kids all throwing up a Heil Hitler salute, and every news outlet reproduced the photo with the poor little racists’ faces blurred?  I’m not sure why every outlet is publishing these photos with faces exposed...

“Oh, so Barry Sotero claimed he visited the Seal Teams when he was ‘president’, huh? Oh yeah? Well if he did, where are the pictures? Let’s see the Musilim Kenyan socialist prove he ever did anything to support our troops, when our President [That Asshole] just put himself in harm’s way walking into a dangerous warzone…

Well if he was going to out any group in Special Ops at least it was the SEALs; they were probably five seconds away from telling everyone in earshot about themselves anyway.

Hannitys team is now furiously working on a) a time. When Obama /Clinton did something that they can say is comparable because if he genuinely fucks up you can say that so you just compare to another fuck up to make the dumb cunts who watch justify it in their small brains and b) why it’s actually ok because something…

“Dumb person does another dumb thing”

All this is is a distraction from the shut down. Thats the ONLY reason he went there. And it's all his base will see. 

“Revealing them casually through an unusual media exposure ... would prove a propaganda boom if any of this personnel are detained by a hostile government or captured by a terrorist group. Navy SEALs are almost classified events to protect those men and women that are on the front lines of every overt and covert…