I guess it’s Frank Underarraignment now.

There was an old perv in Nantucket.

Anthropologists studied it for 500 years and turns out, he’s a sundial.

If men would just start from the perfectly reasonable premise that nobody actually wants to see photos of our dicks, the world would be a better place.

You have my sympathies (I have no love for Applebees) but if your husband wants to forward the card to a better place, there are a number of family shelters that try to collect cards just like that to gift to newly placed families or for a parent’s birthday etc. Applebees has its uses-especially when you want to take…

I was depressed enough that I stole a gun from my dad and was planning on killing myself. I got lucky when he found it missing, I was found in my car in a forest preserve. I’d been there for five hours, I had had that thing in mouth, up to my temple, and against my chest. I ended up in handcuffs and then in an…

Like any good prosecutor, Mueller never asks these witnesses questions when he doesn’t already know the answer. They just can’t help themselves lying and omitting, and he’s factored that into every interview he conducts.

My dad has never gotten any of his kids Christmas presents. Mom was good at hiding this by buying multiple thoughtful presents and saying they were “from both of us,” but it was pretty obvious by the time each of us reached the age of five or so that Dad had no interest in his kids’ lives or personalities, and he…

They still have Tosh.0!!!

I had a similar yet opposite experience. My husband and I are gay. We used to split up for Christmas, the logistics were just too much, even though everyone loved everyone, and we’d reconvene back at the apartment once we returned.

My mother in law gave me terrible presents while I was dating her daughter. One year I got a sock. Not two; just one. (She later found the other sock, but really?) Another year I got a wallet, but the pockets to hold cards were so loose that every time I tried to use it, all the contents would spill out onto the…

A female colleague and I went to our boss to complain about the environment created by a male co-worker. Boss said she understood, but maybe we were being too sensitive. So now we just email each other the encounters to have documentation for when he implodes. He also sucks at his job.

Won’t help. From my experience HR departments, no matter what they say, are there to protect the company, not the employees.

Thank you for the kind words and the link, both are much appreciated.

There were certainly shorter-term consequences, which showed in elections. As for long-term consequences, I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but at least for me personally it solidified my opposition to the Republican Party.

I don’t see “Build your idiotic boondoggle that won’t do anything in exchange for actual policies that help the people you’re trying to hurt” as playing nice.

This is why I want Democrats to call their bluff and give them their funding (in return for DACA protections and other concessions, of course). Force the Republicans to memorialize their contributions to American governance and society through a multibillion-dollar thousand-mile boondoggle that doesn’t solve any…