Yeah, there was definitely some bus throwing any way you look at it, but we did get *a* reason.

“I don’t know where my ideas come from, but I know where they come to. They come to my desk, and if I’m not there, they go away again.”

“In the beginning was the word. Then came the fucking word processor. Then came the thought processor. Then came the death of literature. And so it goes.”

If you’re in a business or some other place where there are clearly defined authority figures, immediately go talk to them. Like, if you’re in a grocery store, just take the kids straight to the front and have them send a message out over the intercom.

“Avoid touching children at all unless you are a childcare provider.”

He not only was, but is & will almost certainly remain one. And everyone knew it. Hell, the Boondocks made an entire episode about how terrible he was back in the mid-2000s — & we as a society just collectively ignored it for a dozen years.

Reminds me of that old quotation from Edwin Edwards while he was still the governor of Louisiana: "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

She sent Biden a letter recently, wherein she demanded that he start an investigation into Dr Fauci, because of some conspiracy theory or another.. .. Then she said she wanted to get a report of his findings before June 31

I suppose “not seeing color” may have had its good sides back when it only meant seeing who to lynch or discriminate against, but nowadays it means not seeing your own privilege & not being able to recognize the differences between your cultures, which makes you part of the problem.

So basically you don't think the government should kill *people.*

I’ve been really impressed with all of the good work that The Onion has been putting out ever since they forcibly seized control of reality.

So on the one hand, I’m against judging people for things they did decades ago, especially when their brains weren’t fully formed at the time.

If you had dropped the mic here, it would have registered on the Richter scale.

Or maybe, “Bad Woman Replaces Less Bad But Historically Much Worse Woman.”

Dammit, I wish you weren’t right.

I drew this last year. You might like it.

Will I be able to buy the potion that accidentally switched Hermione into a boy, which really freaked her out because she didn’t like being stuck in a body with the wrong gender?

“If I exorcise my devils, well my angels may leave too.”

As an interesting aside you may appreciate, scholars of Nietzsche’s work generally agree that he wrote his most insightful and precise work after the neurosyphilis started eating away at his brain, even though he was fully in the depths of madness in everything aside from the pursuit of his work.

It also, unfortunately, now involves *sigh* a political factor. Men are more likely to be conservative, & more likely to be Republican.