How many millennia do you think it has been spoken for?

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Me and my wife imagined a grizzled old man in the basement scrubbing them out and muttering to himself. “GODDAMMIT, HOW DID THIS MUCH EVEN GET IN HERE???”

No, it’s because he’s white.

This doesn’t check out. Why was her mic live during the song if she was expecting to lip sync the whole thing? Also she said before the second song “this is the album version”, so she knew she was supposed to only lip sync the second one. Clearly her monitors weren’t working so she couldn’t find her place in the song…

I mean the punishment seems light, but he’ll never get pasta review board because he’s such a pizza shit.

Except Bernie was gone from the organization before the Ravens were an idea.

Which ones?

I went from “what is this guy to an idiot?” to “I love you, I am so sorry”

OOF.

Man, I could make a killing!!

She looks good though

This. Machines can actually force bad habits and unnatural movements.

what a crazy dunk

Lats referred to as upper back... that’s a new one.

Mr. Head? Dude, Mr. Mackey.

Garbage list.

hey look, you did it.

Reading this today is so so sad.

No you don’t. You don’t even know what “hard” is.