So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Reader Jason, you’re an idiot for merely submitting this question.

That dude is 100% fucking with Jeff, right? Please?

They’re the kind of people who think solar panels degrade the sun

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

This speech is the real reason T.O. didn’t show up.

Fuck an off duty cop.

But do you remember when he beat the fuck out of his girlfriend at UM? She was black and ran track. Pretty prominent. Olympic-level.

Yeah, I didn’t think so. Nobody does. It got buried and cached thanks to Dennis Erickson, Dan LeBatard and Greg Cote.

Those of us that worked in Student Affairs…

Hey remember when Ray Lewis killed that guy? That was messed up.

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

I usually skip the long (tl:stfu) submissions like that one and only go back if someone comments on them, words like ‘weird’ and ‘pathetic’ in the comment always help.

I couldn’t make it past the first sentence.  I see I was wise to stop there.

I would rather attend every Browns home game for the next decade than spend five minutes with the knob who wrote that garbage.

The dorm room billboard story, is one of the weirdest and most pathetic things I’ve ever read. It’s like an Ayn Rand novel. 

“While I am not a racist, here’s where I say a bunch of racist shit.”

If it weren’t for the white man, black people wouldn’t be where they are today and that is an undeniable fact.

I just wish Obama would stop dividing this country.

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

Nope, they should be humiliated, this is junk.