I need more people in my life who reference that.

If this is the end, I have to take the time to ask you: your name is a Gilmore reference, right? I’m not crazy?

I’m sorry, but it’s not enough. “Meeting with sexual assault victims” does jack shit and it’s just PR, as is his stunt with washing people’s feet. “almost” 1000 priests is VERY, VERY low. Sexual abuse from the Catholic church is rampant all over the world and that number should be in the hundreds of thousands by now.

YESSSSSSS

Oh please, it’s never the victims of anything who do that. It’s always the useless people on facebook who can’t help themselves and have to make it about them and their faith and how their god is going to help, somehow. #prayingsohardforthevictims doesn’t fucking help anyone, but it sure makes it seem like you care.…

Yeah, they can go fuck themselves. You’re seriously nitpicking at this THIRTEEN year-old girl with THAT voice? Are you really complaining about the choice of song and how she’s dressed and where she’s from right now? Ugh. She’s amazing and I hope she wins BOTH competitions.

I’m sorry, but LOL. That is literally the whole point of grooming, to make the kid think it’s consensual and to not feel “groomed”. I’m genuinely happy you don’t feel like a victim, but he was absolutely a predator.

She also has kick-ass lookbooks for plus size women and I think she has her own collaboration for a clothing line, as well! And her optimism and good nature are just unique, at least on YouTube.

Anna is so nice, I kind of want to be friends with her in real life. Stephanie Nicole is great for no-bullshit reviews and Karima McKimmie is just the greatest - nice, intelligent, eloquent and a great creative makeup artist. Nikkie Tutorials goes full Instagram, verging on drag, but damn if she can’t work the glitter…

That’s the creepiest, most terrifying thing I’ve heard in a while. Jesus fucking christ.

I remember that one! It made the news.

“Why don’t women just say no?”

Nope. This isn’t about rape. An eye for an eye, motherfucker. You don’t feel bad about the things you did, you piece of shit? Then let’s have someone do them to you and see how you like it. I feel the same way about any other crime, except like, killing someone’s kids/family/etc. and murder (only because killing an…

*grumpy cat face*

You’re not “allowed”?! Bitch, who are you to ALLOW anyone to wear anything?? Jesus, with the body shaming.

Haha, yeah I know they have (had?) some quality content, but you KNOW men never read the damn articles. Like, stop telling me you buy the naked lady mag for the articles, dude, because that’s not a believable excuse. I think only women ever actually read the articles in Playboy.

Meanwhile, Esquire is high art and the articles in Playboy “are actually pretty good!”. Ugh.

You know we’re sad when you’re saying that as a joke, but meanwhile, Republicans are proposing laws in real life to teach kids as young as 4 to shoot guns.

“The other day he suddenly cheek kissed me without asking and then complained that it wasn’t a ‘good enough’ kiss.”

Well...why weren’t those wimminz armed? Then they could have defended the children!