Dude, WTF. How can people like this delude themselves in this way? Like, what does she think she accomplishes by pretending to be thirty years younger?

I ALWAYS DO THIS. I’m 24 now, so easier to remember as “I’m not 25 yet”, but after I turned 18 and all through my early twenties it’s been years of “I’m 20/21/22/23! Wait, no I’m not”, having to do the math to figure out how old I am, and telling people the wrong age, unintentionally. It’s the weirdest thing.

Yeah I flag terrible shit in the gray left and right, but they never seem to go away.

Ughhh, again? Didn’t Gawker supposedly handle this shit after the endless weeks of rape gifs?

Bump!

Obviously! The more they suffer, the closer they are to God. Wasn’t that the disgusting lesson Mother Theresa taught us?

The fuckface doesn’t even believe she IS disabled. She’s clearly just using it as a way to get FREE HANDOUTS from the government! After all, according to his very wise comment on Huffington Post, being disabled and drawing disability are two different things.

What do you mean? How can you refute this valuable piece of anecdata? If he says it (and so eloquently!), then it MUST be true:

MAAARK, I love youuu Maaaark!

I would have gotten that bitch fired. It’s fucking infuriating.

Your family, your friends, your neighbors, your co-workers, your boss...THEY’RE EVERYWHERE.

Pfft, Jesus-y people never have sex, unless it’s to procreate, so I’m afraid it was painfully obvious who the father of that pregnancy was.

Honey, you can shove your sons up your ass, the White Man Train has left the station. It’s over.

With how expensive birth is, how would you stop just regular ol’ women from seeking this type of arrangement? I guess it would be implied that the baby is dropped off, but plenty of women change their mind about giving their child up after they hold it. You couldn’t really enforce a rule stating that women who use…

I don’t know, this country is currently fighting over who gets to take a shit in what bathroom, non-viable pregnancies have more rights than women, religious nutjobs are taking over every single aspect of life, the educational system is going to shit because they’re basically outlawing science, they’ve been killing…

Fuck Bernie Bros. Anyone who supports Sanders, but refuses to vote for Hillary is either really Republican or they’re just misogynistic assbags. Don’t you dare call yourselves “progressive” and say you support “liberal” policies because you don’t, you’re just a woman-hating, overprivileged white male (or self-hating…

I don’t know! At which point are we sad,“leftover women”? I’m afraid that before it stops, we first have to go through a period where everyone assumes we’re infertile (obviously, because WHY wouldn’t you WANT to have kids?) and gives us “helpful” suggestions like IVF, adoption, and ridiculous pseudo-scientific home…

Oh, it’s definitely not only your family, I think it’s a generational thing or the way they were raised. My immediate family isn’t like that (although my dad was recently surprised for absolutely no reason at the fact that I don’t plan on getting married and exclaimed a “What? Are you crazy?” sooo take that as you…

Yeah but it’s still a medical condition that renders you unable to work for a certain period of time. I mean, you can see my leg is in a cast, but I still need to bring some sort of documentation that states that my leg is broken and I can’t perform my job.

Yeah I’m 24 and people still like to give me that “Oh hahahaha you’ll change your mind!” bullshit about marriage and children, (because what do I know? I’m just a stupid young woman who will end up having her life controlled by her uterus, hahaha) but nopenopenopenopenope.