Um...isn’t that already the norm? You can just say “LOL I’m pregnant byeeeee” and peace out? I don’t see anything wrong with having to bring in medical records to prove that you really are pregnant and need time off. Don’t y’all already do that for any other medical condition that requires medical leave?

They also want to let poor people starve, control women’s bodies, take away their rights, and force them to give birth - are they still your role models?

I had the same thing happen to me when I was about 14. He was all grumpy and rude and practically yelled at my mom and me about how we should be douching with some sort of medieval contraption. We just stared at each other like “THE FUCK IS THAT” and that was that. Years later, I find out that douching is actually…

As a fellow “millennial” who is just trying to live life in peace and deal with suffering the consequences of the previous generations’ bullshit, I agree. Also, the kids are called Generation Z and they are The Worst.

THIS. ALL OF THIS. Hell, women are EXPLICITLY told to start prefacing their points with this kind of bullshit language, so as to not hurt the delicate feelings of men with their tyrannical female “aggressiveness” by being direct, like a man would. There are tons of examples in the comments. Direct = adult people that…

Jesus fucking christ, I want to set your ex on fire. Piece of shit human being. And your mom’s a peach, too. I am so sorry and so glad you’re in a better place now.

“I only date natural girls”

I am so glad you exist, adultosaur.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Oh, she’s definitely named Debbie. People call her Deb, and she has a wheat-blonde shoulder-length haircut and two kids. Her eldest son is the QB on his high-school football team and she’s just so damn proud!

What, is this true??? That’s disgusting.

Yeah, but there are more beautiful attention whores out there.

Hahaha, she’s not a natural anything, much less blonde, so no.

Yeah, exactly. They’re beautiful, but I see the selfies of like, fifteen more impossibly gorgeous girls when I scroll through Pinterest while sitting on the toilet, hahaha. There are hundreds of 17 year olds posting duck faces on Facebook right now that these two would lose to.

That’s what I’m talking about! Look at those eyes! And speaking of “good hair”...wow.

I’m just as grossed out as you are.

Oh, I don’t mean by “mere mortal” standards, because let’s be real, I’m not comparing myself - or anyone else - to models. But by “super gorgeous women we fawn over” standards...I don’t see anything special about her. I mean, she’s pretty, obviously, but I don’t understand this sudden and MASSIVE Hadid worship.

Really? I don’t get the craze over the Hadid sisters. They look completely average to me. If anything, Kendall is way more beautiful. I’m just so over all the blondes/blue eyes.

The man deserves a prize, because lady land is 349358465 times better than “hooha”, and “lady flower”, and “cooch”, and “no-no”, and “yum-yum”, and...and...and...