I’ve decided to be an asshole and guess that most of them are picture books rather than straight chapter books. Which of course is still very impressive.

Did you see the latest episode where she went so far as to glare at (I think) Tom’s amuse bouche? I literally gasped in my seat!

Mary, Mel and Sue but no Paul? Sign me up!

GOOD. Can’t believe Love Productions shady-ass tweet “Paul is the star baker”

GET. IT. MARY. BERRY.

I had never heard of this show until I was flipping channels this weekend. The woman in the episode had her daughter taken away because she was deemed not good enough. When asked to expand upon what was keeping her from being up to church standards she talked about how she has trouble waking up early enough (before…

You need to view the Federal government as a tool of Satan designed solely to persecute people of your religion (Fundamentalist Latter Day Saint), then you will see the joy in welfare fraud! Or, you can argue that since the Federal government doesn’t recognize your plural marriage, you don’t need to recognize the…

I think I’ll have babies added to my salad for lunch. May as well get baby spinach too. Of course, I’ll be smiling whilst eating said salad because, woman.

It’s actually A&E, now, switched over from Lifetime. Despite it being a little too obviously scripted in some scenes, it’s a really good look into what lives are like within this cult. In one episode where they are rescuing some FLDS young women, one takes a portrait of Warren Jeffs with her and refuses, even months…

Very much so, although they do need to be thinly sliced. Also add halloumi, thyme and red onion. Serve in a goat skull on a bed of spinach.

Like, if Jesus can ACTUALLY straight-up snatch people from their homes and places of business, is He really going to let bullshit like walls stop Him? No, no it won’t.

I hear they are good with a light coating of olive oil.

Some states have an extended period of early Rapture, but only for registered Republicans.

ACME olive oil

I can’t even get past the massive food stamp fraud, as I know in my heart of hearts that it is people like him who publicly say people on public assistance are moochers and thieves. #blessed

One brother is a fraudster on the run from authorities. The other is a convicted serial rapist.

Remember folks:

Where In The World Is “Fuck head Santiago?!?” (Er, Jeffs.)

I...didn’t know that the rapture was a one by one thing. I thought it was an all or nothing type event.

Released on house arrest? Seriously?? The leader of a cult that is extremely closed off from the rest of society and has built an entire community to avoid “outsiders” and this dude wasn’t considered a flight risk??? Absolutely ridiculous.