First, I have to say that I am totally against people teaching their kids cutesy words for genitals.

I don’t have a kid, either, but even my barren, childless self knows that torturing a little one for two weeks with cranberry juice and maple syrup is not normal, not even for the flu. Them thinking that it was “just the flu”, because the child didn’t have meningitis symptoms is not an excuse, because the flu can be…

Yeah, I take my makeup off only with 100% organic baby oil made from real aborted babies. It’s sooo much better for my skin because it’s natural! Doesn’t clog my pores, either.

EXACTLY! Get out with these bullshit excuses that “it didn’t look like meningitis” and “they didn’t think it was that bad”. What the fuck is with this attitude of “it could have happened to anyone”? No. No no no.

No. That child was sick for two fucking weeks. This isn’t something that “happened” to them, this is the guilty result of their own stupidity. Even if it was the flu, YOU DON’T TREAT THAT SHIT WITH HONEY AND NOTHING ELSE. Especially for two weeks, Jesus Christ.

Are you KIDDING? Fuck you and your “Bern”, Bernie. Seriously. I’m not even American, so I don’t give a fuck which of the democrats gets elected, but Jesus, that is a dick move with DEEP RAMIFICATIONS not only for America. If Trump ends up president, it’s going to influence the whole world.

Unnatural hair colors? What’s his damage?

I am soooo over smug and misguided patriotism. Like, you just happened to be born in one place or another. It’s a lottery, and you had zero contribution to the fact that you were born a white, southern American man or a poor, Somali woman. Shut the fuck up about how great it is to be AMURRICAN and start actively…

Is that what you tell yourself to justify your infidelity? I don’t care “how” they cheated. And yes, all cheating is equal and unjustifiable. There are no gray areas, here. It’s a shit thing to do to people who love you and who trusted you, there’s no way around that.

I hope the wives leave the cheating scumbags with nothing in the ensuring divorces, and that they take the dogs, too.

LOLOLOL “sex negative” - are you serious right now? I’m sorry, cheaters are shit people and they know it. They can fuck around after they break up, separate, divorce, or open up their marriage. Otherwise, it’s one of the most despicable things you can do and it has nothing to do with the sex and everything to do with…

I just projectile vomited. I can’t even read the whole thing, it’s so fucking disgusting. I want all these people to go the fuck to jail. Garbage humans.

YESSSS, I felt like a failure because I couldn’t get through it. I made it to like, three quarters, and I felt like the story still hadn’t started. It was boring bullshit and now I don’t feel bad about not liking/finishing it anymore. You people have set me freeeee!

Mothers who fail to deliver boys, too.

God, that’s horrifying. I know it’s an option some women might want, but Jesus, it sounds terrible for everyone involved even when it’s elective and not forced. Coercing people to go through this is disgusting and cruel.

That’s super fucking cool, I would have thought the stuff would automatically enter in the possession of the state and that would be that. And maybe you’d get reimbursed for damage or a new home/property or whatever, but this is great! I wonder if the neighbors of these people in the article have started scouring and…

Does it really “suck”? I think it’s creepy and cool. I mean, no one is happy when children die, but it happens, and it happened back then a lot more than it happens now, so I’m guessing there has to be a good number of them around. And it’s not like it still held the remains, if they were using it as a planter, right?…

Wait, wait - so if you find some cool shit in your backyard that ends up being important and you are, in this case, the land owner AND the finder, you get to keep the bajillion dollars (or pounds, whatever) payout?

He was standing his ground, clearly. He needed to put that 4 year-old girl in her place, she was being mouthy. He has that gun for PROTECTION and he was just exercising his RIGHT and FREEDOM to use it in his own house! ISN’T THIS AMERICA?

Shithead kids gangrape girls and then post pics and videos on the internet all the time, and you know why? Because they think it’s funny and because they KNOW they’re not going to get caught or punished for it. They know everyone is going to blame the victim and that their poor “football futures” are going to be…