Oh no, she SHOULD be paid. If the show is raking in the money, absolutely give it to her, she deserves it. I was just genuinely surprised it’s still on the air and doing so well, I gave up back on like, season 4 and I just assumed it died off a couple of years ago, but apparently not!

WTF your students call you “mom”? I’m not your mommy, little girl, go away. Isn’t that kind of inappropriate? I don’t know, it just rubs me the wrong way.

What, The Big Bang Theory STILL isn’t over? AND they’re the most watched? Wow, just wow.

Oh no, a smart woman who makes men feel insecure in their own inferior abilities! So intimidating! Ugh, just ugh.

I realize that in a work environment it may be damaging, but I kind of love this. I was told on some occasions that some guys found me “scary” or “intimidating” and I just laughed and laughed and laughed. I’m small, I look like I’m freaking 15 years old, and I talk quietly. However, I don’t take their shit, I’m not…

On one hand, I understand your desire to customize. On the other hand, I also understand your mom’s reaction, because Jesus fuck, those dolls are expensive. On the OTHER hand (I’m basically an octopus), dolls are meant to be played with, and if you’re buying it for a child, not for display/collecting purposes, then…

Fair enough! I understand your point. And this is going to be weird, but - thanks for being super nice. Having people disagree in polite, decent, well-argumented ways on the internet gives me the teensiest sliver of hope in humanity.

Trust me, I hate myself for being able to tell her apart. Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Modern *child* bride. Yes, I know she’s of age now. Her boyfriend is still gross as fuck.

Wait, this woman is recovering from *cancer* and people are like “LOL eat a cheeseburger, you look gross”??? It was bad enough without that “fun” tidbit, but Jesus fucking Christ.

Aww, thanks! I’m always willing to be that asshole. And don’t feel bad for not feeling bad; there’s a story of a gang-rape somewhere around here, I’m sure that’ll make you want to weep and hide under a desk! Oh wait, that’s me.

Obviously this is not “I have a heart-shaped birthmark on my left butt cheek and I want a doll that has one”. She probably feels different or alienated in some way. She just wants to feel normal and have someone else who looks like her and I get that. This is her parents being special snowflakes; no one can stop her…

Real talk: Maybe I’m a monster, but I don’t feel awful about rolling my eyes, this is just special snowflake syndrome rearing its head again. It’s impossible and unsustainable to cater to all diseases and disabilities and super specific differences in the appearance of humans. Children’s parents should explain that to…

Yeah, that’s what I figured. Lucky! You can pull off pretty much anything. I long for cool, pale skin that will look rockin’ with pastels or super dark lipstick, but I’m stuck with weird, pale green skin. Sigh. You’re gonna have to take one for the team and wear those pastels for all of us, cause only you can!

I’ve always wondered WHO is this chick and what it is that she does that gets her written about so much, and apparently the answer is: nothing. But sure, let’s take her as a role model.

Dude, what magical coloring do you have? So far, I’ve only encountered negative reactions to both colors (including my own), because it’s so unflattering on so many people! They have a strong white base, so a no-go for both makeup and clothes; they’d make me look sick.

I know, right? She looks younger than she did way back when she was doing Desperate Housewives. Blonde aged her. Of course, she might also have some help from the neighborhood plastic surgeon or Botox man/lady, but I haven’t seen her face move, to be able to tell.

She’s always had ridiculous photo faces, I think she’s completely overrated. Not to mention all the comments of how GREAT she looks, like it’s sorcery, when that face is jam-packed with Botox.

And if a heavier actress was reported to be living off 12,000 calories a day, would it be okay to concern-troll her about her “sad” and truly worrying appearance, too? Even if she “looked much better” when she was thin?

I see your point and that *could* work for a small fraction of them, but then again, these animals don’t seem to give a fuck about women OR children, and it wouldn’t be punishing them, it would just victimize more innocent women and children.