Especially since it’s being divided between 20 (20!!!!!! let that sink in) women, they don’t even come close to being compensated. I’d suggest that those fuckers should be forced to give these women their own homes, but I guess their families shouldn’t be the ones to suffer, since they weren’t the ones perpetuating…

I don’t even know how to explain it, but I feel like nothing actually happens in this movie? Like, obviously, there is some kind of plot, but it drags out so. fucking. much. and there are these long stretches of time of just...useless screentime. Ugh, I want my hour-or-whatever-time-I-spent-on-this-until-I-fell-asleep…

Thank youuu, I love youuu. He does not get Oscars because he is not that good of an actor. And his prettiness was waaaay over-hyped in the 90s. So Kate Winslet wouldn’t make room for him on the fucking door, big deal. Hard pass.

We’ll take you out back and shoot you, don’t worry. As long as you do the same for me. Deal?

LOL if I hadn’t read this comment, I would have never known how this movie ended, because I totally fell asleep halfway through. It was so LONG and so BORING, my god. I’d rather watch paint dry than Katherine Heigl act.

I *am* young. I still think it’s stupid. I mean, these are words appropriated from black teenagers by white teenagers, and usually overnight, every damn kid starts using some random word every chance they get, with no regard for actual context or meaning, because it’s this cool new word they learned, so they wanna be…

You’re bad and you should feel bad. This creature does not deserve to get laid.

I’m certain that even like, 90% of the people who use it unironically don’t know what that shit means, either, but whatever. Gotta use the new “cool” word of the week.

Get out!! REALLY??? I was going to say I wish I could like her when I’m 52, but who am I kidding? I’d love to look like her NOW and I’m 24. Damn, girl!

I think Gawker ran an article about that dude a couple of weeks ago. I remember reading it here, it was a professor who taught a course about conspiracy theories.

I STILL hate Aidan, he was the worst. Boring and whiny as all fuck. There was literally nothing interesting about him; just a sad fucker and his dog. Whatever.

Instead, I seem to be remembering something about a well-regulated militia, but nah, I’m probably just imagining it! *Regulated*? Pffft.

My vagina doesn’t really mass-shoot theaters and schools, and I didn’t realize guns were actual appendages, but okay, totally the same thing.

What the fuck, really? They just get the gun, because lol three days? SO MUCH TIME to wait. Same-day and second-day shipping spoiled you guys.

I don’t think we know what she actually wrote about. Maybe one of her favorite authors? But not Sylvia Plath, because that sends the wrong message. You know, that whole sticking her head in the oven thing. I think her I Heart Lorelai thing was just the graduation speech, but who knows?

But, as Paris taught us, every brain-dead bint in a skirt writes her application essay on Hilary, so Rory supposedly chose someone else. I mean, she did get into Harvard, Princeton *and* Yale.

...the abortion fight has already been won? Seen the news lately? Abortion is becoming increasingly hard to access and this is heading steadily towards No Abortions For Anyone Ever.

I wash my cheap (and all other) shirts after every wear and yet, they still last for years. Imagine that. The black jeans I wear every single day, however, get washed maybe four times a year. I can’t remember when I washed them last. I am selectively gross.