There once was a pol named Trump,

Enough of these ridiculous Gawker intrusions. I’m sorry Hulk Hogan destroyed your reason for living, but you were justly punished for your excesses. Let’s get this site back to sports so that I may enjoy my life as I once did, in tranquility and good cheer.

I did not know you speak Swedish, Donald. Haha, silly Trump, go home you are drunk. You are running for Preznit of the USA, not Preznit of Sweden.

Genius! The logic is irrefutable.

We all agree if by “despicable and corrupt” you mean “moderate, centrist, and pragmatic”. Or that she’s like Obama, but somewhat more inclined to blow shit up in foreign lands.

He should have known he’d have a problem right from the start, after twenty clowns emerged from that really small truck.

The first episode of Yuri on Ice was surprisingly good. The main character is likable, it may be hetero, the setting is interesting, the jokes are funny, the feels are nice, and the animation is excellent. Hopefully the rest of the episodes live up to the start and it doesn’t devolve into a gayfest (not that there’s…

Exactly. The traditional cable pricing structure is collapsing and the cable companies are positioning to rescue their profits by leveraging their existing networking infrastructure to leech off the coming media consumption mechanism.

That’s right dipshit, it’s not a problem for you right now, it’s probably just some pirates and outliers who are using too much bandwidth because they are bad people.

The joke of course is that at the end of this non-answer he gets applause. His supporters are convinced that was a great answer and think he would make an incredible president who would get stuff done.

People nowadays have forgotten the old ways. Need to relax a tense vagina? Try some Teddy Pendergrass:

Hmmm.

Here is good Jalopnik articles:

Denton got fucked by Thiel. Hogan just watched and jerked off, the sad tool.

That’s not in the owner’s manual. That’s up your ass, where you pulled that from.

Man, what a fucking tragedy. Dane Cook reduced to this, anonymous tryouts of material in a comment thread. Persevere man, you’ll be back on top, where you belong, in no time.

Thank God Mrs. Crabtree isn’t grading you on spelling. Some of that shit actually hurt.

This is of course complete bull-merde. I know from watching French TV, specifically ‘Engrenages‘ and  ‘Les Revenants’ that there is always security footage of everything.

Pence is a miserable sack of shit Republican, with all the negatives that implies. He outperformed Trump in the debates because he is capable of staying on message, and expressing himself coherently. He may be vile but he is not an idiot. Trump of course is both vile and an idiot.

Geezer probably dozed off in meetings.