Very nice of you to leave out the fact that Planned Parenthood’s President Cecile Richard’s daughter works for Clinton and Planned Parenthood has donate to Hillary’s in the past (sorta to Bernie’s point about being apart of the DNC establishment)...but cool story.

They are pretty entrenched in the Democratic party establishment. That’s not really inaccurate or controversial.

The establishment hates being called out.

I think it’s poor form for Jezebel to use Planned Parenthood’s own website comparing Sanders and Clinton as evidence in an article talking about the three parties, particularly when PP has already endorsed Clinton.

Otoh, Human Rights Campaign rates Bernie at 100% and Hillary at 89%

“In hindsight, a few of the thoughts I shared, while well-intended, may have come across as more motherly than what they would expect from their state representative,” she wrote. “If anything I said offended them or made them feel uncomfortable, I apologize.”

Quite right, too. My GF is hypglycemic, so sexytimes w/o snacks is impossible. And really, who MINDS snacks?

GOD DAMN

Marry me.

I’m suddenly REALLY turned on. And I don’t even like bacon! Nicely done.

I'd happily leave my mister for some surprise bacon

We’re both learning—though my tendency to get hangry has sped up the process for both of us

Hah, sorry! Interweb faux pas.

FIRST CARBS, THEN NOOKIE. OFFER IS FINAL. THAT IS ALL.

Hoo doggies! I wish more men understood the importance & the pacing of foreplay to THIS degree. Cookies for you, sir. <3

I always knew we would.

I think we’d get along.

You get it.

I get legit angry at my boyfriend if he wants to have sex with me without providing a snack first.

Tell me more of these war negotiations of yours.