There’ll be a month or two of poor performances and bad results after the holidays, they’ll drop out of the top four, Klopp will blame the crazy English winter schedule, then they’ll start winning again, manage 3rd or 4th and everyone will be happy and then we’ll see another article like this in twelve months. Rinse…

It won’t be funny. It’s never funny.

What is “music video” and why should I care?

That is an absurd freekick. Shame there’s not a couple other camera angles to show movement of the ball.

They’re going 2-14 anyway, so who cares?

Can we all just stop this now before assault charges, law suits, gunfire and death please?

Yeah, and.....

Yeah, but you can kill those with a couple sample-laps of the store.

Ugh, pesto. Sounds good at the time but not worth the miserable pesto-burps all afternoon.

Bike race in France?

I wish they would just pack it up and pack it in and not even begin.

This guy bugged the heck out of me until I heard him interviewed after the game and he came across as genuinely team-first with a great attitude. I will redirect my ire solely toward his father.

Maybe don’t have a fleet of cars parked outside every hotel you stay at, maybe don’t have two dozen guys (some of whom have to literally drop their food in the hotel restaurant to come chase after you when you decide to leave the building) following you around, maybe don’t have billboards put up around every city you…

That video is weird and the only explanation for what transpires in it must be that the guy who gets out of the taxi has something on him that the guy that jumps on him wants.

Oooooh, Summer Games. I was also a huge fan of California Games (my personal favorite of the genre), Winter Games and World Games.

I was thinking more of a mulligan for the election.

That’s a great play by the North Carolina third baseman.

Great, you made some one handed catches, frosted your hair and never actually won anything.

He plays in La Liga - half the rosters of every team seem to have been under investigation for something the last few years!

I read this article 18 seconds ago and I’m already sick of the whole thing.