Too funny. If there’s one nation that can surpass even England for failing to close the deal, it’s Scotland.

YVR is one of my favorites.

SFO, DTW, most of IAH. SNA, SAN T2, to name a few.

You know you can delete the Apple apps now, right?

Are those taken there on the underground conveyor belt direct from the Denver International Airport prisons?

RIP

How do you spell that noise when you’ve already puked the solid contents of your stomach into the toilet over a couple of visits and now you’re just on that yellow bile stuff that also drips from your nose and you’re sweating and you just want it all to end so you can go sleep for 12 hours?

This is the most valid point made since this farce occurred.

How long was he backing up?

Not the article I was expecting from the headline.

I love you.

No, you got that wrong, it would be an extra 1.5 points. Evans wasn’t an eligible twig-runner.

Yeah - please don’t stop for water/drinks/gel.

Is there a competition going on at Gawker or whatever it’s called these days for the writer who uses the word “shade” the most? What do you win?

Sadly, yes, this is correct. 18 year doesn’t show up, that seat goes to someone else.

At the risk of annoying you, the upgraded seats cost more money. Now, it appears UAL did a poor job of handling this, but those seats still cost more money and that shouldn’t be a surprise to them.

Or your typos.

Right, meaning it’s not an airline any more and hasn’t been for years.

Um.....what?

Continental?