He even *looks* like Tom Hardy!

Obligatory reference to Upgrade which is probably the Venom movie in all but name for this year. I thought Logan Marshall-Green’s performance as a passenger in his own body during the fight scenes was remarkable. 

Definitely perogis.

There are worse less tasty ways to spend money.

Take your fuckin’ star. You earned it. 

“I was stupid enough to sell them rights to the whole bunch,” he toldEurogamer. “They offered me a percentage of their profits. I said, ‘No, there will be no profit at all - give me all my money right now! The whole amount.’ It was stupid. I was stupid enough to leave everything in their hands because I didn’t believe…

Frivolous. By his own admission he got everything he wanted. He probably frittered it all away on [some vice common in Poland].

He has been upset about this for years now because the Witcher blew up but the facts are he sold off the rights to non book media years ago. He made a choice, which in hindsight turned out to be a poor one but he has to live with it.

They already wrecked RE with movies about worldwide apocalypse, while it was always supposed to be contained to specific locations, so I have absolutely no expectations for this movie. Maybe it will be a smash hit in China?

Nah, it doesn’t just sound like “kinda eh”, it sounds like absolute fuckin’ trash. I may be thirsty for more Monster Hunter in my life, but I’m not thirsty enough to give money to one of the biggest hacks in Hollywood. Do call me tho, once Anderson starts giving a shit about the quality of his work, and about the…

MFA writing — well, most of it — is the Curse upon he fiction of our time.

What on earth is wrong with a sex tape? It just feels like slut shaming to keep bringing this up.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

Jesus. Did he just learn what alliteration is?

It went viral and Tripp was able to secure a book deal out of the fiasco, resulting in the “abstract manifesto”

He even leans into alliteration in a distinctly adolescent way.

It gets even worse!!

I mean, the writing sucks, but the thought is pretty good.

I’m confused. Who am I supposed to be mad at? I’m leaning towards just eating a Snickers.  Can someone tell?