Uh, I absolutely can eat a whole pint of ice cream. like, full fledged dark chocolate salted caramel ice cream from the local ice cream shop, in about half an hour.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. I fucking love this show.

My poli sci professor for Political Econ was in love with Regan and took every chance possible to say as much.

My grandmother used to make Jello salad with chunks of not quite set lemon or orange Jello, large curd cottage cheese, cool whip, mini marshmallows, canned mandarin oranges, pineapple, and chopped walnuts for thanksgiving every year. And for an every day snack she would just dump lime jello powder into a bowl of…

What about double wrapped bread? The kind that has a heat sealed cellophane wrapper inside, and then a plastic bag with a twist clip or wire on the outside? This is usually means it’s really good bread, but that inner wrapper is a pain in the ass. I just kind of haphazardly fold or smash it down (gently) and then…

Yes.

Mr McFeely never made another speedy delivery again.

What a fvcking dick.

My all time favorite is Mario Kart Wii Coconut Mall. Other faves are Peach Garden (also Wii), Mario Kart 64 D.K. Jungle, and any of the MooMoo tracks just because I love cows. I have a big love/hate thing for the Mario Kart 64 Bowser’s Castle.

that was the first button I discovered during setup. I had a screenshot of an instructional screen.

this is why it scares me to leave the house with the washer or dryer going. also that looked like a ring of daddy long legs at first.

Finally picked up a Switch today, and after some futzing around with getting the joycons to stay synced while in TV mode (I had to disco them in settings, remove them from the console, turn off the console, turn it back on and then reattach the joycons to the console. I was going to try something like that anyway, but…

Coalition Brewing recently released Two Flowers which has CBD oil and hemp juice in it. It’s pretty delicious.

This is satisfyingly dreamy. It hits a particular button without being too heavy handed about it. Really enjoy that spot. Added the album to a list of things to buy once I have a job again.

What.

The migration is not the most intuitive process, and almost seems like there’s some duplication of effort, but it did work. My first notif was that AV Club followed me four hours ago. Then I noticed that the comment times are way off from local time. Is there a way to change that?

Yep, that’s War On Drugs alright.

the best time to go online shopping is while taking a poop.

the best time to go online shopping is while taking a poop.