this is what my grandma called it. drove me and my brother nuts when we were kids.

not to mention, "ride share" drivers tend to obey traffic laws like speed limits and red lights. I can't think of a time I took a taxi where the driver didn't drive like it was stolen. Terrifying.

how many leg hairs did you pull out

cats are going to nap no matter how hard you protest

This might be the first time anyone has actually admitted that publicly.

I've been hellaciously sick since Friday night, so it's hard to focus, (The bits of Inside Out I managed to stick with were cute) but I did manage to re-watch a few eps of the original High Maintenance webseries episodes in preparation for watching the HBO produced eps. They're the perfect length for binging when…

I don't wake up to music, just a bleeping stock alarm sound on my phone, but I did wake up with Rebel Rebel in my head this morning.

no Zingers? No cherry pie? No crunch donuts? No orange vanilla cupcake? No Suzy-Q ?

I absolutely will allow it.

wait what? I'm more surprised to find out people thought it was the equatorial trench.

With some modifiers, swearing in front of kids does not bother me, honestly. Context matters though. If it's fbombs as a euphemism for sex, please don't. If it's "I told him to fuck off", or "ugh I stepped in dog shit" sure fine ok. Also frequency. I don't recommend Reservoir Dogs screening at your kids 6th birthday.

I got to tour a forensics lab when I was about 14 and inquired about what the ultra-pure water was for, and what that meant. The guide basically just said "ha ha well you wouldn't want to drink that stuff" It was all in those large jugs with the finger loop, so the lab looked like it was full of moonshine.

I once heard my very sober very finger wagging disapproving of swearing mother shout out "CUNT!" as an answer while playing some kind of party game and I had to leave the room for the fits of snort laughing I was having.

I remember some of the commercials being storyboard sketches that were barely animated and had rough voice overs. The guy running the thing kept emphasizing they were just preliminary ideas and wouldn't look like that on actual TV. Apparently he didn't think we were smart enough to figure that out, but still wanted to…

Poking fun of him should be off limits for sure, but It wasn't even aimed at him, it was about the crazy environment he's growing up in.

"cuss words" or "swear words"

I sort of get you. Swearing in public is very much a do for me, but things like that car in the header make me wince. And people who drop fuck every other word also make me cringe. In movies, fine, on the otherwise quiet bus on my way to work, not so great to hear. (this may also be some slight classism on my part. I…

Clerks was off the charts bad

It was called “Clarissa Now”

No. It was dreadful. I couldn't even finish watching.