I’m sorry to hear that, bro.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Your writing is far above what we see normally here at Jalopnik.

Please keep it up and make Jalopnik much more enjoyable.

> fuck their second-rate city

Between the Laroche kid situation and this, Chris Sale is Brian McCann levels of baseball douche

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

This weak ass take is perfect. I’ve watched the replay on Niskanen’s cross-check 10 times and I struggle not to have 10 different opinions. Because it’s Crosby, people will want blood. But Niskanen was bounced on a major & game misconduct. That’s pretty heavy punishment when it’s hopelessly unclear what, if any,…

I ran it over my wrist to make sure it wouldn’t burn the baby’s mouth

Irrational counterpoint: HE DESERVES PAIN AND TORMENT FOR MAKING MY TEAM LOOK LIKE IDIOTS MANY TIMES BEFORE

I don’t fucking care if saying this makes me an asshole! I think this kind of lukewarm take is fine I guess!

It was definitely because of a conspiracy to concuss Crosby and/or fuck up his left knee, and not the fact that they gave up 5 on Saturday and Brett Connelly/Paul Carey can’t pull their weight.

Yeah...2 feet off the plate from 200 feet away at 90+ MPH, after picking up the ball at a full run...you’re right, his accuracy if for shit.

Let’s remember some logos:

Great closing paragraph in that SB Nation article you linked to

If this were the KHL that’d be a cigarette in his nose

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

USA! USA! USA!

Although the $8,000 off MSRP is tempting, you’re forgetting about the additional hidden costs associated with Mustang ownership: Attorney fees, Additional roadside-pedestrian collision insurance, weekly “I’m sorry I hit you with my racecar” Hallmark card delivery services.

Lol when you post a Viper that is generations away from getting stability control