USA owns Puerto Rico!

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

So close: +.75 (marks off for the extraneous “he”).

Please do get a motorcycle license. Maybe then you’ll understand.

It’s not a legitimate lane change if the person in the lane you’re changing into has to brake to avoid an accident. The lane change wasn’t safe for the dashcam car, and it could’ve been fatal for the biker.

Yes the bike came on fast, but the truck was coming on fast too. If the car checked his mirrors there is no way he should be making that move. The car is either making a blind lane change or he isn’t taking into consideration the speed of the oncoming traffic in the lane he is joining. Either way, it is extremely…

You sound extremely safe, please stay away from me on the freeways, thank you! 👍🏻

If you can’t afford a V8, you REALLY can’t afford to crash your v6.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

I am a trust attorney and so I deal with people like Jim and Johnny all the time. They can get bent. People like them are the definition of “born on third and convinced they hit a triple.” If they want to do something with their property then maybe they should, you know, be successful independent of their inheritance.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

In the sky in the background you can see a plane full of Cardinals piloted by Brian McCann flying in to curb-stomp him.

“They don’t really think Adrian Peterson is worth $18 million, do they? I’ve gotta go over there and let them know how stupi....”splat.

The banana I just ate has stronger reading comprehension than you do.

FYI, this goes back to the very start of the company. Enzo Ferrari routinely sold used race cars as “new” ones starting in the 1940's, then produced cars in the 1950's with serial numbers matching clients’ wrecked ones so they could avoid paying taxes.

“interfered with an advantageous business relationship.”

Maybe this is why people don’t think they last so long. One year old Ferraris listed with 1200 miles catching on fire were actually million milers.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.