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Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

Finally, the Florida Gator offense gets going.

Blessed art thou among touchdowns.

I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of seeing flabbergasted fans in the stands reeling with shock. It warms the cockles of my cold, black heart.

Stricklin later added; Also, our offense really, really sucks ass .

Fuck Penn State.

GM Mike Maccagnan has called his creation “a roster of opportunities,”

Goodness I envy Nevada State Troopers right now.

Ugh what sucks is despite Barstool continuing to be a festering cesspool of bro culture, since they received a hefty investment (from the Chernin Group), they’ve been able to get some good talent. I feel almost guilty listening to Pardon My Take because I know it’s supporting that shithole of a website. Fuck, they do

The first WRX story is idiotic....he’s against WRXs and Subaru because he bought a POS modified one....OK. Also the second one, he hits a deer and flames....any car could do that.

Pfft, Vlad would’ve crushed that one for a stand-up double.

Jokes aside, Kanter is being pretty brave about all this.

I Was able to read this tribute tear-free, but your comment got me. I was a child when I started watching GP with my older cousin and was a Rossi fan (of course.) I only realized how much I loved Nicky when he crashed out in Portugal, seemingly handing the championship to Rossi...I didn’t want Rossi to win that

His death really hit me hard. He was who every young (or old) rider in American looked up to, he represented what could happen if you worked hard enough. You could overcome the long odds of “making it” overseas.

Seriously? The Camry driver AND passenger HAD to be high! Look at them! They have no clue the biker is even standing there let alone yelling at them though honestly, the biker had an extraordinary amount of control.

My favorite pic of him, right after he won the championship.

I find it doubly heartbreaking that he died like this. Not fighting Rossi, Marquez, Zarco and Viñales for the lead in MotoGP, not dicing it with Sykes, Rea and Davies in wet conditions over at SBK, but on a fucking cycling accident on the road. It just feels wrong, and unfit for an athlete like him.

I hope so too. RIP

I cannot believe this right now; an absolute gentleman of the sport and a huge inspiration to myself to get in to motorcycle racing. RIP & deepest condolences to his family, fiance, and millions of friends & fans across the world.

I honestly didnt know much about Nicky Hayden until i bought an RC51 (arguably the bike that made him famous, and the RC51 community sees him as a god). Everything ive heard about him, tells me hes a hugley nice person, and an extremely talented rider... its just terrible when this happens to anyone... its been said