That’s a funny idea, as most black people in the USA live in the South. The media has shaped ideas so very much.

This seems so obvious to me. Airbags deploy violently. In the event of an impact, anything between you and the airbag is driven into you with tremendous force. This includes pets, handbags, and your own legs. Your legs can break your jaw, knock out teeth, and your skull can break your legs. I see people doing this…

I love La Croix, the Kroger house brand sparkling waters (the blackberry orange is my fave), and the Polar orange (or is it tangerine?) vanilla. I don’t do mocktails or infused water, nor to get into non-alcoholic bev. If I’m drinking but not doing alcohol, it’s water, black coffee, sparkling water, Crystal Lite or…

Ditto. The only time I’ve hugged someone in my office was when she was in a car accident (totalled her car and scared the shit out of her) and she called the office very upset because she couldn’t reach her mom. “Can someone come get me?! I’m on the freeway on-ramp and I can’t get my mom!” She needed comfort and…

This is why I wonder how women go commando. Are you just smearing vag material all over your dress slacks at work? Your skirts? What about dry clean only items? Just UGH!

I’m sorry you’ve lost your mom. Mine has been gone for 20 years, and the day revolves around my mother-in-law. I just treat it like a birthday. It’s not about me, it’s about the person being celebrated. It’s not her fault my mother is gone, and she’s got nothing to do with it. We focus on her and let her enjoy the day…

Same for me! Tonsillitis lots as a kid, no gag reflex now, and chronically enlarged cryptic tonsils. I don’t have tonsil issues now, but I have some long specimen tweezers I use to go a-tonsil-fishin’. I poke, prod, and smash around once a week to get rid of any tonsil blobs before they can become rank little stink…

I drive a 2008 Smart Fortwo that turns 9 years old in February. Repairs costs have been zero dollars in 9 years. I’ve literally only replaced burnt out bulbs, replaced the tires, and changed the oil/fluids in that time. Oil changes are only every 10k miles and I drive 6k miles a year, so even that isn’t often. It’s a…

The CYA factor is *extremely* important. I can’t tell you how many times an old email I hung on to has saved my ass or the ass of someone else in my company. As a government contractor, we deal with many levels of communication. Everything needs to be in writing. You never know who will throw you under the bus to take…

No. Only Catholicism is allowed to be picked on. Other religions are off limits...

They aren’t. And they shouldn’t. Fun Fact: Islam forbids abortion also. Its stance varies slightly from the Catholic church, but it too forbids abortion. Shall Jezz pick on them, too? I’ll wait.

This is for Catholic women. The Catholic church teaches against abortion, as they see it as an innocent human life. That is their teaching. If you aren’t Catholic, it doesn’t have anything to do with you. You don’t have to agree or disagree. If you don’t practice a religion, you can ignore it.

He witnessed Solange’s performance? It caused me misery. Well, more like second-hand embarrassment. Whatever.

I love Beyoncé, but Solange was *terrible*.

MRM is my go-to whey. Good stuff, high quality, reasonable price, doesn’t stalk and recruit me..

Someone on my friend’s list on FB is a Mary Kay grand wizard, and her posts are exactly like that. Hashtag mymarykaylife hashtag loveyourjob and all that nausea. Only, her husband is an engineer and works his ass off to support her and their kid. Her “business” is basically pocket money that allows them lifestyle…

I would be delighted to receive these! I love gummy candy. Cock n’ ball novelty items are hilariously cheeky. What’s NOT to love here!?

If this is not an Iron Clad case for proper estate planning, nothing is. This is why you don’t use Legal Zoom or some other bullshit to plan your estate. Any attorney who passed the bar would have made sure this didn’t happen.

My sister-in-law’s husband had a vasectomy and his balls got INFECTED! She used the term ‘avocado’. :( He was on antibiotics for week and they screwed up his guts.