It’s not an investment. It’s gambling. Gambling is a form of entertainment.

When the jackpot gets big enough to be in the news, I buy tickets. For me, it’s worth a few bucks to have the chance to win, and to dream about what you’d do with the winnings.  Dreaming about $1000 isn’t worth a dollar to me.  I don’t dream…

OK, but that “at best” is pretty awesome.  Yes, Jordan Peele is the more successful of the two, but Keegan Michael Key is, by basically any measure, very successful.   It’s hard to imagine Desus and Mero would see that as a cautionary tale.  

I remember it being terrible and poorly received (perfect other than that though!). It must be Revisionist History Week.

I loved Speed Racer but I think I’m the only one and it’s definitely far from perfect. It is amazing to watch on an IMAX screen though, that’s a great experience. 

Wait. No, no, no. You must not have seen it. The author eventually got around to declaring it all “fine.”

Too much “tough love” from Vin?

Do you read Jason Pargin’s Substack articles? He just published one that kind of hit on this exact point. White, Christian Conservatives are always portrayed in media as low-class losers or crazy zealots. He used to be an editor for Cracked, so his articles are always funny, but he makes some really good points about…

Eh, no, I don’t agree. Even the so-called “liberal” New York Times and Washington Post regularly run op-eds from “regular working class conservatives” or whatever. There’s a whole genre of reporting from the “heartland” that is invariably what some old boomer in rural America thinks about x or y. There was a Times…

Hank Hill, and even he had some doubts about his party affiliation, as should everyone.

Nah. That’s not it. Social conversation has ALWAYS been toxic, particularly around conservatism. That’s been true going back to the 1980's at least, and I’m sure likely before then. Including them in media won’t change a thing. They were like that when they were the dominate voice in media and they’re still like that.

I hear you, but I disagree. Modern Conservatism has become a parody of a political party, and its followers’ sole purpose seems to just be trolling people online and getting mad about headlines. I mean, look who they nominate for political office. It’s hard to portray modern Conservatism in any way that doesn’t come…

When was the last time you saw a white conservative character in real life that wasn’t a world-class jackass?

The decline and fall of NASCAR has nothing to do with “wokeness” or inclusion or anything like that. It has to do with races that are too long, too contrived, and have too much down time.

Don’t forget Oprah used her insanely popular daytime talk show to give Jenny McCarthy a platform for her Antivaxxer bullshit.

You shut your mouth. The original Italian Job is a masterpiece.

They don’t have to prove any intent.

Can I make one point about the Man of Steel and the infamous broken neck?

‘Ok,we’ll stop doing this once we’ve killed someone’
It’s hard to not read it that way

That’s just the kind of thing a plant from big Velcro would say. Nice try

Spray it with kicker or my favorite, sprinkle it with baking soda.