Everyone knows Jesus plays water polo.

This is the correct answer. Granted I had this job in 1991, but for all the reasons listed above, it was awesome. (Our manager was kind of humorless though. When we remade our nametags so that the last consonant was repeated - I became Sammmmmmm and Matt was Mattttttttttt - she simply replaced them. Didn’t even yell…

Another similar job is Assistant Librarian; short hours, no nights or weekends, friendly / intelligent people, and your only jobs are checking books in / out and returning books back to the shelves.

The product is worthwhile-

Maybe if you can snag a spot at some small, indie bookstore. As a former Barnes and Noble Bookseller, that shit was hard work. And it sucks even more when you get the knuckle-head working a closing with you that thinks it isn’t. I still consider it the best minimum-wage job I’ve personally had, but it’s not easy by…

And cleaning up a worst-case scenario in a bookstore generally means, like, picking up some books and/or maybe a little sweeping. Nothing wet, nothing that rots, nothing sticky or smelly....

That’s my current dream “retirement” job.

I was going to say Summer Camp Counselor until I read this. Even the dating is probably better at the book store.

Con: Jeff Bezos is bending all his will to make sure you will be unemployed.

My first job/Minimum wage job is easily the best. I worked at a golf course as a “players assistant,” essentially greeting golfers before the round, taking their clubs, loading them up on the cart. Then after the round, you greet the golfers coming off the course, wipe up the clubs, and they flip you between $2 and $5…

Honestly that might be the -least- awful argument in support of Israeli apartheid policy that I’ve ever heard

“You just should not make fun of people for being born that way.”

Adam Gase strikes me as somebody who deliberately tries to overcomplicate things by design. The sort of unappreciated genius who is lazily dismissed by philistines of the game simply because none of his plans actually work.

Let’s not let staring down the target get in the way of noting how terrible the throw was.

Not surprised...only slightly disappointed.

Exactly. It’s worked out really well for them. What other marketing department is a net positive spender?

Daimler Group did €7,582,000,000 in profit for 2018, so I think they’ll probably be okay...

That said- if the community college kids don’t work out I’ll have to start recruiting street hustlers. Not looking forward to that...

Mmmmm... Heroic Dosas...

Did you ever wonder what it would feel like to just slap the shit out of everyone who annoyed you?