i laughed....you bastard

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN

859 stars as i type this. The joke police are losing.  

So savage.  Have a star.

The guy isn’t a comedian. Also where is that written? The Big Book of Comedy? “Ye who punches down shalt be known hereforth as a bad comedian!” Humour is subjective. If you don’t find it funny then that’s fine. Others might find it hilarious, that does not make them less than you. Not to mention “punching down” can…

You son of a bitch. Take it. Take the damn star. Now go

Well, my path to hell is not only already clearly laid out, but is also lined with thousands of bottles of alcohol - here’s to you, you magnificent bastard, delightful...

We don’t get to scorn people using the “grieving friends and family line” when it involves people who commit suicide. Scorn is reserved for the single, selfish person who caused the grief. Did we learn nothing from Filter?

Correct

Perfect. 500 ft HR of a post. Incredible.

God, you are such a pussy. The guy made a joke on the internet get over yourself. If you want to cry about it be my guest but keep the whining to a minimum, it’s annoying.

how are the Cardinals doing this year?

... (*thinks*)

You have totally destroyed me, my confidence, my abilty to make jokes. I know I will never be able to make any joke better than this. Great pun, best moment, all power to you, the bavest man.

WOW!

yeah dude, welcome to helllllll

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Not sure anything is ever found alive in the LA river. 

Now we know why he didn’t run triathalons