I mean, I don’t deny that there’s some assholes out there who use the word as something negative instead of descriptive.

Okay- Elon is an asshole - and his “free speech absolutism” is absolute bullshit but...

Well, Mr. Bean isn’t wrong.

So far, the actual real reviews (not twitter reactions) rate it middling, at best.

Looks like someone never learned how to wipe his ass....

To get a great smelling ass I recommend wiping with rose pedals.

Hair plugs cure baldness like make-up cures ugly.

Hair plugs cure baldness like make-up cures ugly.

While this is promising - the story doesn’t quite line up with the the headline, you know?

Jeff Bezos is bald. There is no cure.

Jeff Bezos is bald. There is no cure.

You love it? Great! You had a good time, and I’m happy for you.

Here’s what is weird - almost every other media outlet has Avatar underperforming expectations.

The trend? The trend is the game has changed.

This is NOT a bipolar episode. His statements, fucked up as they are, demonstrate organized thought processes.

Richard Childress also awarded Busch’s son, Brexton, with an option to compete for RCR in the future.

Just saying “This is like this...” isn’t actual criticism - it is more a parlor trick.

Yeah, maybe when The Walking Dead! The Musical opens at the Winter Garden Theater, Rob Bricken will start doing recaps.

It’s all about replacement - so long as he fathers children at a greater rate than they disown him, he is ahead

Yeah, I saw on an Imax screen when it opened and on cable later on and both times it barely rose above “okay”...

I feel like I’m stumbling through an alternate reality where Trump was president and Speedracer was “perfect”