Every day I wake up the luckiest man in the world, and she wakes up somehow ignoring the fact that she can do so much better. ;)

When the better half and I started discussing marriage a few months ago, she made it clear that she’d rather use the money I’d spend on a rock to instead go on a trip somewhere. “Experiences, not things”.

I might buy a head of garlic just to do this. I go through so much, usually I just get the minced stuff in jars.

I love coffee, and I love my Keurig even though I have a french press and fancy coffee that I drink whenever I run out of k-cups.

“Done.”

But surely whether or not a person is receptive to sexual advances is not the metric as to whether or not they are appropriate.

You really don’t see the problem with asking a colleague in a professional situation if they’ll watch you masturbate? He has power over the careers/opportunities these women are exposed to. Do you do that at work? Walk into the lunch room and ask the first woman you see if she’ll look at your dick?

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I’m perfectly fine with being judged if it means I’m more comfortable for those hours on the plane. Judge me. I’ll never see you again and at the end of the day we both got where we were going, one of us more comfortable than the other.

I, for one, would like to take a moment to appreciate that airports are the only place in the world where people AREN’T shamed for unacceptable behavior.

“This is exactly what I want to fight against,” the 28-year-old said after slapping him across the face.

I was literally on the edge of my seat here. Please, take a star.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

I don’t think you need to run 40 miles per week to appreciate the effort or takes to run a sub-3-hour marathon.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

They’re disgusting vermin who hide in the shadows and defile their landscape. Their breeding habits are particularly revolting. For every item they devour, they ruin ten more.

between Sephora and Usher, herpes is having a real break out moment.

OK, troll/stupid.

How do you know whether a woman wore something to “express her sexual self,” though? You don’t, unless you bother her based on presumptions about what her choices/body are meant to signal to some random dude she’s never met.