Why are these people complaining? I live across from a hotel. This is a feature not a bug.

I’m a terrible person so I’d probably work on a way to mount an ice water super-soaker to a drone and then sit at the window with my binoculars, remote control and kazoo for playing “Flight of the Valkyries”.

you can get tired, sure. but not newborn-tired.

This actually never ends. I have one child (by choice) and parents of multiple children are always telling me how easy my life is and I wouldn’t understand and then in the next breath telling me I should have more. I’M GOOD, THANKS.

yeah, i have a strict unfollow rule for baby pictures. you get 1 a month, after that you’re unfollowed. it was awkward when my son was born, but eventually my wife has accepted why she’s unfollowed. i mean, what are we without our principles?

And I agree with that sentiment. I think it’s a lot more complicated, because if you outlaw clothing (which, clothing is a necessity) from sweatshops, suddenly clothing becomes a lot more expensive. That is the ethical thing, but the ethics and the economics run in completely opposite directions. Here, we can use the…

it’s not an off chance that puppy store puppies are from puppy mills. It is 100% the case. Good, reputable breeders don’t sell their puppies in stores.

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Yeah, this is the part that zaps the fear out of it for me. It’s NOT hard to crop or block out or mspaint-scribble the identifying features. And “winners” in previous years have admitted to making shit up for the internet kudos or whatever.

We adopted our daughter by a young woman who was incarcerated and gave birth in prison, a relative of mine. It was very stressful and painful for her to give up her parental rights (we did not ask her, she asked us) but she also felt relief once she knew her daughter would be in a safe, secure, stable home surrounded…

Hillary Swank? Really? I mean, his form wasn’t that good, but OK...

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.

Tsk, tsk. I want all the distraught straight men to know that many of us find penises beautiful to look at. Unfortunately for them, most of us are gay men. But I want them to know, if they’re sick of having their beautiful penises disrespected and laughed at, we’re waiting with open...arms.

Unfortunately, while this may be true mentally, it is decidedly not true physically.

That is an absurd over-generalization.

Except, it’s only women who suffer from having children during this time period. Men can have all the kids they want, because the whole field and process is built around their biological realities and the assumption they have a wifey at home to take care of everything else.

You state her reasons for marrying him as if you know for a fact.

Imagine my surprise! Imagine it. Because it isn’t real. There is no surprise. None.

Rest In Peace, you horny old coot. And for all his many faults, this has always stood out to me: