It... seems kind of insane that you would ask your children not to have families so that you don’t have anxiety about their safety. Everything else sounds reasonable but that one... no.

Solid comparison! The staff of a blog doing Fuck, Marry, Kill about celebrities is exactly the same as it happening in the workplace with supervisors keeping a running list of their subordinates...

In most traditional homes, if she has to get up at 3am for work, her husband would handle the morning childcare chores.

Well Ainsley, there seem to be plenty of American college students/newly laid off people around that might like the opportunity to raise your kids for you.

For all your reaction GIF needs:

Sorry, but nothing is worse than Max and Ruby.

I want "Why have you got dinosaurs in Potato City?" to be a question in the first general election debate. 

I remember as a kid learning that Smurfs are 3 apples tall and being really creeped out. When I imagined them like 1 plum tall, they were cute, and then 3 apples tall was when I said “ight I’mma head out.”

imma call bullshit on this brand because there's no WAY Trump thinks something labeled "Bronx" is classy enough for him.

It’s really not. And I’m not sure who appointed you arbiter of content.

Triggered was surprisingly a well-written book. It was nuanced, and highly erudite, with some poignant, thought-provoking points— I’ve been informed that I’m actually reading the nutrition facts on the back of a salt shaker, my mistake.

I’m way more concerned that it’s in the nonfiction section than anything else.

I was a big fan of the show in my 20's. When Marlena was possessed by the devil, I was out!

You should learn to read.

Well, considering I’m in a city with a median home price of 750k, yes.

They’re not jokes! Heartbreak makes for the best albums. Adele might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m looking forward to hearing how her experience of heartbreak has changed since her last breakup.

Last time Adele broke up with someone we got “Rolling in the Deep.” I bet we’re going to get something better out of this divorce.

Correct: It is NOT your wedding and since that is what THE BRIDE reportedly wrote on her Facebook page, it sounds like it was not in any way a middle finger to her.

You know people are vegan for a variety of different reasons, right?

Interesting! I’m a vegetarian and haven’t tried it yet, but my meat-eating friends were all taste testing it against burgers when it came out and the general consensus was that it is really good. I haven’t been to a Burger King since I was in junior high (which is sadly very, very long ago), but may have to try to…