I can’t speak for every boy scout troop - but when my dad couldn’t get enough victims at home anymore he joined/lead a boy scout troop.

They really fucked it up this time, didn’t they my dear?

He’s in a wet suit and I’ve never been drier

Your analogy comparing a single mistake due to out of the ordinary circumstances to your set daily routine of insulin shots is by far a way more flawed analogy.  I think you are actively trying to avoid understanding what is being discussed.

Wow, you are a nasty piece of work. To read all of this material and just dismiss it in favor of judging others and stating how superior you are. Truly incredible.

Only the most hubristic of people think this couldn’t happen to them. I am generally against charging these cases unless you can prove the child was forgotten on purpose. These parents suffer so greatly after. It’s harrowing.

my understanding is that the “mami” and “papi” usage for Spanish speakers is VERY different than English speakers’ use of mom/dad, mommy/daddy, etc. Based almost solely on the fact that Gloria calls her son “papi” on Modern Family. I figured it was just a sort of all-purpose term of endearment?

‘Me and my ilk?’ You don’t know anything about me, or my ‘ilk.’ You don’t know that the primary certification my coworkers voluntarily go for is EMT, you don’t know about the multiple lives they’ve saved as the primary first responders in an area too remote to ensure proper paramedic coverage, or the professionalism…

Okay, mine is lame (I have a birthday the day before a holiday and they told me the holiday was everyone celebrating me), but my mom’s is hilarious.

Not woman. CHILD.

You know, there's a whole article underneath the headline that you're also supposed to read.

At the risk of sounding like I’m man-splaining this, in product development, it’s very common to create buying personas and name them. Perhaps the term “avatar” is not a good one, but using a persona is often very useful in the decision-making process. Understanding the gender of your likely buyer persona is necessary…

A modest proposal: Colonoscopies should be required 72 hours before Missouri state senators are allowed to legislate.

We might even find their heads. 

“Why would a boss sexually harass her? I mean look at her. He’s successful and she’s fat and ugly. No way do I believe her. He could do way better.

Visually, it’s, like, totally hippie cultural appropriation. Won’t someone please thing of the hippies? ;)

I don’t really have a point, but this just needed to be posted.

This just reinforces the belief, amongst themselves and the most deranged of their followers, that they’re the Royal Family of the United States.

New York and Company until they file as well. 

Am an emergency medicine doctor. Removed garlic from vaginas on three occasions I can think of. The best is that two out of three of them were elephant garlic which 1. is hysterical to say outloud 2. as you would guess is quite a bit larger and more dramatic to remove a clove of and 3. IS NOT EVEN ACTUALLY GARLIC ITS…

shit. you’re telling me amazon has my address?