Peel off the bacon you’re going to use. Then peel off the rest of the slices and put them on a baking sheet and shove it in the freezer for about an hour. Once they’re somewhat frozen take the slices and toss ‘em in a ziplock bag and put it back in the freezer. Take slices of bacon out as you need to cook them.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Yep. I would like to see the news media give these little shows precisely the attention they deserve; it would look something like this:

Ah yes, the ol’ “she’s just as bad” argument. I’m sure she would be out there right now, taking away health care, deporting DACA kids, threatening LGBTQ rights, and ratcheting up North Korea conflict. They’re the same! Exactly the same!

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It’s definitely at least the fourth

Being against white supremacists is an “extreme left wing ideology”? I suppose in Trump’s America that might be true...

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

You can find plenty of the D in porn. So go get your daily recommended dose of that D!

IT’S GOING TO BE COMPLETELY DARK FOR A FEW MINUTES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh.

Seriously, WTF. I’m Canadian, our Walmarts have the exact same layout (of course),and as I was looking at your map/comment, I thought “wait, that doesn’t...they wouldn’t....WHAT THE FUCK”.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

Colourpop is coming to Sephora!

I just asked my wife if she’d call me daddy and she said only if the word “single” preceded it. So I assume we will be having a kid then she’ll be divorcing me. Ah well.

False reports like this make me doubt the validity of every other report of British models being kidnapped by Polish gang members.

because Page Six clicked publish, and then i clicked publish