What in God's name would possess someone to take a picture at this moment???? What the actual fuck? This lady is half naked with a new human coming out of her and as vulnerable as a person ever gets in their life. Holy fuck, I hate everything.

And that's BEFORE that lady gave birth on it. The SEPTA is a special kind of gross. And it still takes fucking tokens!

Oh shit, did you just role out the guinea pigs?

Here is my pile of 6 month old kittens. Mama had them under my house and somehow, they all live inside now :-/

Did you see my guinea pig doing it?

It's very thoughtful of you to pack him in with a drink.

Ahhh hahaha we did this to my mom too! Told her our Marine brother couldn't come home until after Christmas Day and then had him jump out of a box. She almost deafened my daughter (who she was holding) with her scream, lol. Good times had by all!

my best crock pot recipes come from vintage crock pot cookbooks. i see them at thrift stores constantly. of course i don't serve them with a side of celery jello salad. but for recipes that aren't trying too hard, look back to when the crock pot was new

one thing i love about bco is after it gets posted, people flood it with more awesome stories. it's the gift that keeps on giving.

I go to Chelsea Piers here in Manhattan. Its super expensive, but at any one time, I might be working out next to Jake Gyllenhal or Andrew Garfield.

I know that because I spend so much for Crossfit, it feels really weird to blow it off. I feel like I need to do it, to commit. I would like to think I would do the same at some fancy gym, but I'm not sure, because apparently I need peer pressure. I know that my old 24 Hr membership was unused for years. YEARS. I…

That's because you only go on pizza night

Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

I'd stopped believing long before I finished losing molars—I just knew I had to play along in order to keep getting paper. [metal]

One time, I forgot, and my daughter was devastated. She was still in bed, and I told her I had to go potty. I got one of the dollar coins I used for the occasion and came back. I had it in my hand. I pretended to look behind her bed, and told her she came and it dropped behind her bed. Little sugar booger totally…

Man, I would not have dreamed of this as a kid, I really liked the whimsy of the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, etc. Of course, my local Tooth Fairy was also prompt.

The mirth and happiness that I have just murdered.

Well, that's one way to tailgate

This is absolutely disgusting.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...