They didn't bake it, that was just a word used in this article. ***this happened in my hood, I'm not fact checking dog poop stories all willy nilly here

I've worked in a half dozen restaurants and never seen nor heard anyone make a racist comment. I've been around people who make jokes based on race, but it was all in good fun and no one took it seriously.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

You shut your damn mouth about coconut cake right now. It is AMAZING*

But our artisans* hand craft and oversee every detail** of your new spoonula*** in their rustic, crafters cottage.****

This is my favorite thing you write all year. The pathos, the whip-saw between guilt and desire, the bone deep self-loathing of comfortable white liberals. Soooo Good. fuck, I gotta go jerk off.

> Don't buy a house that costs more than three years' worth of your gross annual income. Some variations say no more than two years; others say two and a half.

Apparently the author of this article lives in the middle of nowhere. In many major cities, or even the outskirts of major cities, if you make $200,000 and you…

It says right in the article that it's somewhat of an annual tradition in New Zealand and that lorde has been doing it for years, so it's certainly not "trendy". It's pretty ignorant to completely ignore someone else's cultural norms, especially when it's spelled out for you.

Just shake it off, then.

However "smoker" has connotations like "alcoholic". I drink, but I'm not a drunk. I smoke, however I am not addicted, nor do I do it habitually. There is a huge difference from the person who HAS to smoke right when they wake up, right after they eat a meal, when they get a little stressed, because they're walking to…

He doesn't even work in our office. He just gets to work without pants on, remotely.

Me, too, man! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY that no one acknowledges it.

thank you!

Put these breadsticks inside of you until you can't do that thing anymore.

"Sorry, I left my pack inside" is totally my go-to.

Well, they did name the cat "Tard." Tardar Sauce is some misspelled bullshit they cooked up to cover for that.

Because of Dave's story, I now know what the "H" stands for in Jesus' name. Thanks Dave!

Helpful! But they left out the most important tip - have white children.

I'm sorry but this is bullshit. If you heard probably 99% of the pop stars these days sing live "unplugged" with no reverb or accompaniment I doubt it would be much better. Beyonce can't sing half as well. Mariah has some def vocal problems, wear and tear from all the riffing and over singing, but this is unfair…

Maybe I will come to your country and fuck all your bread!