After reading this article, I am now convinced that someone needs to take one for the team, befriend Ivanka and Jared, and find/expose ALL THE SECRETS.

Might I also recommend the episode of Difficult People in which John Mulaney plays an “old timey” who dates Billy Eichner.

Or just hack his Twitter account.

Then-boyfriend/now-husband and I were at Lollapalooza, enjoying one of the last mainstage acts from afar (aka in a field). Pretty much everyone was drunk, including a girl sitting on a guy’s shoulders–no clue why, we were way too far from the stage for her to be able to see anything, anyway.

Wait what?!?

She’s so fresh and genuine and articulate–I’m honestly so impressed. Also, I am kind of into Priyanka as an interviewer…I think this format fits her well and am curious to see how it progresses/evolves.

Mulaney + Difficult People = two of my greatest joys in life

Came here to post this–pretty much made me laugh for a week straight

Totally unrelated, but we named our dog Juno because she came to us after having puppies at the ripe old age of 1.5/2–a proper teen mom. #branding

Anytime I hear “bad bitch”…

How on Earth did Janelle Monae not get nominated for more things??? 

Sames, I never rule out some weird sort of (re)branding play from publicists/management when it comes to celebrities…

I watched Hearts Beat Loud on a plane recently and cried my eyes out. 

Holy hell this looks and sounds amazing

Yeah, this all screams PR to me…

Any recommendations for Bollywood newbies?

I can’t (don’t want to?) even imagine the reasons they gave for revoking their ratification…

Maybe she’s taking a page out of Louise Linton’s book (literally?) for sartorial (read: colonialist) inspiration…

But also: the audience trying to keep up while not quite knowing what to do with themselves.