Or maybe taking tips from Louise Linton and her delightful memoir: http://www.latimes.com/books/la-et-jc-louise-linton-memoir-20160706-snap-htmlstory.html

I had zero expectations going into this movie and came away fucking loving it. Every single person in it was so GD funny.

There are some real gems (in a good way) on the Twitter reply threads for these that absolutely brightened my afternoon.

Agreed. When we go to one, my husband will find all sorts of things (which never happens), and I will find nothing (which almost never happens). J. Crew: a true (trew?) anomaly.

…and now I’ve stared at this for far too long because it’s so relaxing and pretty. Bless you

Being the naive sucker I am, I 100% clicked on this article thing that “branding” referred to her ability to create effective messaging/marketing/advertising for her cult…this was a very rude awakening (and I feel like a bit of an idiot).

But wait can we talk about the guy in the hat with the possessed eyes in the first picture behind her? Can we give points for exorcist-themed?

God, I love binge watching Graham Norton interviews. They are A+++

Fallon did just have a great segment with Cardi B last week–oh wait, that was because his other guest did most of the interviewing. 

But for real, I need her outfits stat because all of these looks are ON POINT. Spring/summer fashion inspo: check.

Mulaney and Kroll, on the other hand, delivered some savage call-outs, and I was pretty unimpressed by the audience’s tepid response. So, yeah, pretty much just #wokeforthecameras.

Similarly, disappointed at having to head over to Deadspin to even see a mention of the US women’s hockey team winning gold (after having to threaten to boycott their own World Championship last year in order to get a living wage, no less)...

+100, breaking in (stiff) new figure skates SUCKS (and can be tremendously painful)

OMG Adam Rippon tearing up is EVERYTHING.

Call me a sap, but Team Canada’s reaction also gave me all the feels:

I would give them one of my kidneys for an Eli Gold arc/recurring role.
However, I will also accept Audra McDonald, Christine Baranski, Jane Lynch, Eli Gold’s daughter, and all of the other kick-ass women they’ve got in the house.

Spy was incredible. I went in prepared to be underwhelmed and came out the other side obsessed.

Clicked through to the “critical thrashing” Twitter thread, discovered the resulting Brit vs JT fanfighting threads, and GURL I AM SO HERE FOR IT

Yeah, I wanted to pay attention to what she was saying, but kept getting distracted by how absolutely PHENOMENAL her hair looks!

That picture is literally the best thing I’ve seen so far this year.

+100 for your username