Don’t you mean TRUMP-ster fire?

My (conservative) mother-in-law recently commented on federal daycare subsidies, and I mentioned how important it was to give parents (working mothers) options. Her response? To read me an op-ed titled “In Praise of Maternal Guilt” and lecture me on how women who choose to work in the first three years of their…

After watching this trailer, I’ve realized that I will 100% watch Dan Levy in absolutely anything.

As a new mom, this story is absolutely devastating, and all my love to you.

“pulls a knife at rape point”--I understand what she’s saying, but also this wording makes me feel dyslexic?

I’m from Chicago, lived in D.C. for a while, and then moved to Wisconsin a few years ago. Everything is covered in dairy here. You cannot find a salad on a menu without cheese, ranch, cheese sauce/creamy dressing, or (more often than not) some combination thereof. It’s wild.

Ohmygawd, he also thinks she is a “columnist who likely makes six figures.” In what crazy world does he live in???

Is anyone else reminded of another Don (Quixote) who goes insane and is convinced that windmills are an enemy (giants) out to kill him?

Just went back to reread this Pissing Contest thread, and it brought me much joy. Thank you.

If we’re going to talk about rape and injustice, how about this story that has been circulating on my social media feeds and infuriates me so, so much: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/Man-Killed-UIC-Student-After-She-Ignored-His-Catcalls-Prosecutors-565491111.html?fbclid=IwAR0ZCYFqipk9OhJgPqJKG0XLInOlI-6axSQUDg_A…

But what about David S. Pumpkins???

Confession: my dog’s coat cost more than mine (hell yes being a sales freak). You’d better bet that b*tch wears it every time the temperature dips below freezing during our sad, desolate Midwestern winters. 

An excellent real-life demonstration of volume displacement.

…as a current preggo, this of course triggered a bizarre desire to try this combination just for the sake of it.

I was so stoked about Lizzo’s performance–in a lot of other videos of her live, I feel like the sound balancing is off and doesn’t really do her justice (not to mention the god-awful Coachella shenanigans). They got it right this time, and the result was spectacular!

Swiss bircher muesli is the absolute shit. 

As someone newly expecting, I find:

There has also been a tea boom going on in Japan

Also, see reasons why blackface and yellowface are no longer encouraged…

Can we also talk about how obsessed I am with her scoring/victory pose? It is literally flawless.