It’s pretty much exactly the problem the character God faced in The Bible. He was, by any objective account, an asshole. Prone to capricious anger and imposing so many tiny rules on everyone that no one knew how to behave. And, because he ‘knew all’ all he could thing was “Why don’t you all just listen to me! Why…

“Haley’s office reportedly defended the purchase by saying that the plans for the curtains were made during the Obama administration, but the curtains weren’t ordered until the Trump regime took power."

“Did you wipe the servers?”
“Oh like with a cloth?’ *makes wiping motion*

Oh look a that! Poor little lady and her ol’ little “ignorance”

At this point, who the fuck is still eating there? They may as well change the name to ‘Food Poisoning Inc’.

McDonald’s and Taco Bell have better food safety records.

If only there were an image that adequately conveyed my shock

Chipotle replaced their queso with 4000 year old Egyptian mummy cheese, didn’t they?

“Alexa, find someone to fuck me.”

I miss the good old days, when Chipotle was just a twinkle in the CDC’s eye and Jack in the Box was the place trying to kill everyone.

Here is the thing though. Picard pretty much represents the idealized version of what humanity can be in the Star Trek universe. If you “Skywalker” him then you sh*t on Rodenberry’s whole progressive vision of humanity striving to achieve their potential, which is pretty much the whole point of Star Trek.

The Adventures of Nermal and Arlene. Coming in 2021!

No, I disagree with you.

Personally, I’ve always liked when the Doctor was a kid at heart. The last run with Capaldi was too damn serious most of the time. The Doctor was old in his last run, now The Doctor can be young in her new run.

+1 for the CVS receipt reference!

I wonder if he’ll be smoker? or even a midnight toker?

Man, Sacha Baron Cohen is really getting edgy.

Deadline further adds that casting is currently underway for an actress to play Kate

From my cold, dead, hairy palms!

Maybe they should make a film about Sith Lords getting stuck in a shopping center on Coruscant. I personally would love to see Maulrats.

The FM3F plan, sounds fun

Ugh, just the names they come up with are so arbitrary and meaningless. Just a string of happy words that only seem to piss me off.