Up until a few months ago I had no idea he was Jewish, and the only reason I know now is because of people claiming that bringing him up is a “dog whistle”. I wish that phrase would fall out of vogue in the way of “talk to the hand” or “all that”.

This is how you build structures on the moon or mars. Maybe?

I laughed so hard at that!

That is a damn fine headline.

That is some serious clickbait. Well played Estes.

Damn it, I’m already in love with her.

That first sentence was absolute perfection. Well done!

In all seriousness. Ashley stop popping up and disappearing. Also will you marry me? If so I promise you a life full of really good pizza and super mediocre love making.

I have never been more attracted to a woman in my entire life.

That headline is glorious. Well done.

Maybe it doesn’t fucking matter what a guy whose job has nothing to do with homeless people thinks about homeless people or anything else that is not related to his job or criminal in nature.

Your suggestion of Bryan Cranston; pure genious.

We’re never going to be done with these fucking baby boomers.

Bless you sir

I love you Ashley but honestly I stopped being skeptical when I watched the Al Roker glitch. That shit was wierd af.

Nothing takes me back to childhood and happier times like the mentioning of this movie does.

I love you for putting the link so I could relive that.

Why did it have to be snakes!?

10 key number pad or gtfo

This is going to take my trolling of sucka MC’s to whole new level.