If it’s any consolation, there’s probably no RFID scanners on the part of the plane that ejects your baggage into the Midwest to stimulate their economies.

My brother-in-law (who was only a payment or two ahead of his customers) worked for RAC for a while. The job literally killed his soul.

He ultimately quit on the spot when his manager tried to force him to repossess a single mother’s living room on Christmas Eve one year. The two of them walked in, the mom started…

Wait, the bat’s name is Lucille?

“Pamela Anderson’s recent visit to Assange is unfortunately part of the disinformation campaign.”

lol I thought it might be for Vixen? IDK

It was a very low energy press conference.

$7.25 an hour.

My last employer crushed my spirit and my will to live. What’s that worth?

I think this was done solely for the Dawson’s Creek Easter egg.

Duh. They ARE made of people.

I have no idea why we are still getting these shitty movies about a guy in drag pretending to be his crazy fictional aunt. There must be an audience for it, but it’s like if Rob Schneider kept getting to make more Gigolo movies. It’s just fucking awful.

What’s the point of Netflix if I can’t watch a continuous loop of Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3.

When I first signed up for Netflix close to 10 years ago, they had movies that you would find on USA Up All Night and not the good kind.

Even with this shrinking catalog the percentage of people who just sit there searching through netflix looking for something to watch before inevitably giving up has heald steady at 60%.

At press time, Samsung’s chief product engineer was unavailable for comment...

If not, I hope their hard drive is bigger than 500 KGB.

What are we supposed to use for our OS comrade? Windows?